Alright, just so everyone knows, I am not the brilliant mind that came up Star Wars or Doctor Who or anything else that may happen to occur in this story... I apologize for not being that cool.
This is my first fan-fiction. I apologize again, for it may not be very good...
Have you ever wondered what happens when the Doctor, Dalek, cybermen, r2d2, and c3po all meet? I, Carmella (not my real name but I don't want any Dalek or cybermen to come after me), unfortunately witnessed that event, and boy was it weird. I swear to tell the truth, or at least make exaggerations interesting, in this account.
It is a dark and stormy night. Just kidding! Actually, it is another blistering day on the planet Tatooine and boy is it hot. I am just a young merchant trying to sell my lovely bolts and crumpets, when right before my eyes appears this strange blue box making a funny noise. It kind of sounds like waa hoosh waa hoosh. And walking right up behind the box is my favorite five o'clock regulars: r2d2 and c3po. They both order their normal, bolts with two cubes of scrap metal, and the door opens to the mysterious blue box and a man steps out. He is blond and has deep, wise brown eyes and asks me where he was. The blue box starts steaming and the man is warily watching it. I tell him where he is and offer him some tea, free of charge. He gratefully accepts it, though he spits it out like it was some sort of foul critter. What is most peculiar is what happens as he coughs. Golden shimmering light comes out of his mouth.
"Ah that's better! I believe they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. Do you know why?" the man, the Doctor, says as he wildly shakes my hand. That man was really strange.
"Well, I don't know why they call you the Doctor, Doctor, but I do know that my name is Carmella. It is nice to meet you," I say rather startled. R2d2 then beeps for a refill and I fill his request gladly to have a minute to take in the ever-strange "Doctor". The Doctor looks over at r2d2 and screams a strange word: Dalek. C3po then comes to r2d2's rescue and says, "No, sir, this is-" before the doctor cuts him off by screaming the word cyberman as well.
"Doctor, you need to calm down! Come around back and I'll explain everything," I offer the man.
"Alright, Carmella. I'll play your little game. I'll come around back in just a few moments," The Doctor says then he goes over to the box, snaps his fingers and goes inside. A few moments later he comes out and the steaming stops. He comes around back and I ask him to sit down witch he gladly does.
"What is going on and what in the world did you burp up earlier?" I demand.
"Well earlier I, as you call it, burped up regeneration residue. I just crash landed and had to fix the inside of my TARDIS because my regeneration," he replies with a huge smile on his face. I look at him like he's crazy.
"You have a funny accent. Where are you from?" I ask. That sobered him up. Then we hear these strange voices coming from the front of my shop.
"Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!"
"Delete. Delete."