Man, the ideas just keep on coming, don't they? Anyway, there will be one chapter for each movie, so enjoy!
Manny the woolly mammoth marched through the herds, going in the opposite direction. He had an angry expression on his face, then suddenly burst out laughing.
"Sorry!"
"Cut!"
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Manny marched through the herds with an angry expression on his face, then started laughing again. "Sorry! I'm not used to this."
The director sighed. "Okay...just think of something that pisses you off. How 'bout that?"
"Okay!"
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The herd walked past Sid's tree and woke him up. Sid yelled out and lost his footing and fell to the ground. "...I'm okay."
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"Look at that cute little baby, Diego." Soto said. "Isn't it nice he'll be joining us for breakfast?"
"It wouldn't be breakfast without him." Diego agreed.
"Especially since his daddy wiped out half our pack and uses are skin-" Soto stepped forward, but stepped too far and almost fell off the ledge. He groaned with embarrassment.
Diego tried hard not to laugh. "Are you okay?"
Soto stood up and glared at Diego. "You won't be if you dare laugh at me again!"
"Okay, okay. Jeez."
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"You got half a stick." Manny snidely said to Sid. He put a log on top of his shelter, which then collapsed. Sid burst out laughing. Manny turned to Sid, holding up a log like a bat. "You really want to laugh at an animal three times your size?"
Sid gulped. "Sorry."
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"Oh, come on, nobody falls asleep that fast! Manny!" Sid yelled. He walked under Manny's tail, lifted it up and wrapped his free arm around himself. Suddenly, Manny let out a huge flatulence. "OH, seriously?!" Sid rushed out, fell to his paws and knees and coughed.
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Sid held Roshan away from him. "Humans are disgusting." Roshan then peed himself. "...Exhibit A."
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"Where's the baby? THERE-" Diego bumped into the camera. "Ooh!" He rubbed his nose as Sid started laughing. Diego growled, then roared, then pounced on Sid, who screamed and peed himself all over Diego, who groaned loudly and backed away, shaking the pee off.
"Well, that's one way to repel a predator." Manny said, chuckling.
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"Now, a meal befitting the conquering hero." Sid said, dramatically. He pushed a tree branch aside, and instead of whacking Sid, it broke off. Everyone laughed.
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"Okay, thanks, you can put me down now." Sid said to Diego, who had Sid in his jaws. Sid struggled to get free, then smiled mischeivously. He plucked out a few of his hairs and gently brushed them against Diego's nostrils.
Diego's eye started twitching. He tried holding his sneeze in, but couldn't. He sneezed Sid out of his mouth and shuddered. Everyone laughed.
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Sid ran to catch up with Manny and Diego and sat on a geysher. "Whew. Thanks for waiting."
"Three, two, one..." Manny and Diego counted. The geysher didn't go off.
"...So much for 'Faithful'." Diego commented.
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The sub-zero heroes walked through a cave filled with drawings. Sid was holding baby Roshan. "Oh, look...uh..."
Sid stood in front of a painting of a yellow saber-tooth tiger, a black mammoth (or is it a mastodon?), a blue triceratops, a red tyrannosaurus rex, and a pink pterodactyl all running together.
"Wow...that's very colorful..."
The director glared at the set artist, who chuckled sheepishly. "Sorry. Couldn't resist."
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The sabers closed in on Manny. Diego walked around between Manny and his pack.
"What are you doing?" Soto asked in dismay.
"I can't. Remember. My line." Diego said in a low voice. Everyone except the director laughed.
The director slapped his forehead. "Un-freaking-believable..."
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