A/N: I cannot believe that I am writing three stories at the same time so you have to bear with me. I am in the process of writing Why I should have killed you which should be finished in 3 to 4 chapters. There's Do you love me enough to forgive me which will take the course of 10 more chapters depending on how I feel and this present one called My Lover's Keeper. I simply couldn't resist. The summary is coming next and here's one thing, you have to freaking review because that's the thing that's keeping the story alive. The more you review, the more I want to write. If you don't well, I don't know what may happen.

Summary: Basically is about Naruto, Sasuke, and evil Orochimaru. There's a little twist because Orochimaru is not actually ugly snaky creepy like he usually is. He's played by some random not so ugly dude so don't think him too ugly. Anyway, that's beside the point. Sasuke was kidnapped by Orochimaru when he was about 7 and Naruto who is two years older (yes, it's a NaruSasu) and has been training to go save him. Now, about 7 years later, Naruto is now prepared. Does Sasuke still remember his best friend Naruto, What is the true purpose of his quest? Why did Orochimaru kidnap him in the first place and why can't I ever have chocolate when I need it? All those questions would be answered in the story. Read on.

Disclaimer: No, I'm not crazy enough to keep track of all the billions of characters in Naruto so obviously, I don't own it. The name/title was inspired by one of the most amazing books My Sister's Keeper but unfortunately it has nothing to do with the book or the movie which is so amazing. On with the story.

My Lover's Keeper

Chapter 1: Stupid minions

Of course Naruto had trained for this day and was squealing with joy and all the other good stuff that goes along with it. Jiraiya had warned him not to get so excited but after eating all that ramen (which I secretly believe has some caffeine in it) he couldn't sit still. He decided to run to the highest building of the village and survey everything and tell everything goodbye. As he raced toward it, farewell endearments were called out to him and the grin that was already on his face widened. God it felt good to finally be on the way.

He climbed the tower and sat down with a humph as he looked out over the village of Konoha. He breathed in the fresh air scented by small but precious little scents from all over the village. He looked down and saw a pink hair bobbing toward the building. It could only be one person. He came down and popped up behind sakura which earned him a punch to the head.

"Aw, Sakura-chan, even on the day I'm leaving?"

"Well, you baka, don't jump out in front of me," she yelled.

"Jeez, stop yelling. I thought you came to say goodbye. If I had known you would be yelling at me, I would have stayed up there."

"Then I would have come and dragged you down you little excuse of a fag."

(Switches to Naruto's POV)

"I guess you're still not used to it," I softly said.

"No, I guess not."

Ever since I announced that I was gay, she's been acting weird. I knew she was adjusting to the news and I had given her space but she needed get over it and soon. Maybe the time I'm away will help her and she would remember all the good times that we went through.

"I'll be leaving in a few hours," I said.

"I know, I was here to say goodbye."

"See, I was right."

"Don't get too cocky. Have you said goodbye to the other guys?"

"You mean, Shika and them all?"

"Yeah and Tsunadae, if you don't say goodbye to her before you leave, she won't let you back into the village. Sasuke is lucky he was kidnapped. If not, she will kill him upon seeing him and since it's been too long…"

"Don't Sakura, don't kill my dream or go all pessimistic on me. I have to believe. I just have to."

"I understand. C'mon, did anyone buy you ramen yet?"

"Yeah, Jiraiya did already but, I wouldn't mind another bowl."

"I'm only buying you a second bowl since you're leaving soon."

"Yeah, I know."

(Fast forward)

(Naruto is standing in front of Orochimaru's castle and yes, he has a castle and creepy rain clouds looming all about giving it an evil look. Typical bad guy layer scenario.)

"He even has the creepy music playing," I softly muttered. The plan was to pretend to be a servant and get into the castle. Phase 2 was locating Sasuke and memorizing his schedule if he has one and if he doesn't, well, I'll think of something. Phase 3 was to convince Sasuke to return with me and finally Phase 4 was destroy the castle while whisking away my damsel to safety. It sounded easy but it was not. You'll see.

The creepy tall gate that reached toward skies opened slowly and an equally creepy looking boy was standing inside.

"What do you want?" he said.

"I'm the new servant here. I would like to speak with the master," I said in a little voice.

"Follow me," he said before turning around and walking toward the ominous building in front of us. I was not stupid enough to make a move because even though couldn't see them, I was surrounded by guards everywhere.

We walked to the door which opened silently as if it was beaconed open by an invisible hand.

"Lord Orochimaru is currently occupied and will not be with you. You will be examined and verified before starting your job. If you fail any requirement, you will be killed. Do I make myself clear?"

"As clear as the sky outside this building," I said with a small curve of my lips. He returned the smile.

"You're sort of cute but you're probably going to die soon," he said still smiling.

See, bad guys and their minions have no sense of humor except for the creepy mwhahhaha laugh that they do just because it makes them feel special. That's why they always fail. Stupid.

"Sure, where do I sleep?"

"In the dungeon with the other prisoner."

"What?"

"You'll see soon enough," said as he led me through a doorway and into a boring looking staircase that winded down and down and down and down. Basically, if a prisoner escaped and ran up all those stairs, he'll be pretty tired and easy to catch. Bad guy mentality. That's why there's something called the transportation jutsu.

As we walked toward the dungeon, we passed a metal door locked in chains and I of course had to ask what was in there.

"That room is for our most precious prisoner and highest trouble maker. He never really adjusted after all these years."

All I had to do was agree and answer him as if he was in charge and he sang like a canary (he spilled the beans). You know how the little minions give basically everything away just to fill special? Well, I found out that Sasuke was being held in the locked chamber/prison/cell or whatever you may choose to call it. Big surprise there.

There were also little hints and infos that the dude whose name was Kabuto gave me. If he knew I was his enemy, I think he would have killed me but since he thinks we're basically friends, I just had to kill him.

A/N: Yeah, first chapter done and don't forget to review to tell me if you like it and it has purpose or you hate it and is gonna say some swear word that makes you feel special. I DON'T CARE. REVIEW!!! ^.^