King java was not a fan of Adventure Time. He had a fat neck and ate 1000 pounds of raw animal flesh every day. His butler said he eats like a "derpy, stupid, fool". The next day his body was found with his head completely ripped off. skyshared said, "whoever killed him will pay for his". The Adventure Time Discord Crew (ATDC) found some clues that lead them to a giant house on the edge of the woods. Knocking on the door, it opened to reveal a guy shrouded in darkness, BlackBear asked him, looking up at the guy, tugging at his trouser leg; "Who killed the butler?" His eyes widened in repulsion and screamed at the Adventure Time Discord crew, "get out of here stupid Adventure Time fans!" Slamming the door in their faces. Peakus demanded he open the door before he picks up the entire house and holds it up on his shoulders. But it seemed Peakus's extremely masculine show of Bravado was not enough. Through the door, the guy shouted, "You can't hurt me! I'm under the protection of the Teen Titans Go fandom! If they see you on their territory, you'll be sorry! He paused, "teen titans go is far superior to Adventure Time! Adventure Time's absurdist humour and existential jokes are no match for Teen Titans Go! They have chibi styled characters!". BlackBear said through the door, cupping his paws together to try and project his voice further, "Calm down. We are just saying who killed the butler". The door opened. The guy swung at Black Bear who ducked under the guy's punch. Shocked at Black Bear's incredible speed, the man jumped back inside, slamming the door yet again but this time the latch made an audible 'click'. Black Bear said through his paws, "open it or we will break the door". Screaming, "That's it! I'm calling the TTG fandom!".

After 2 minutes of the Adventure Time Discord Crew standing confused outside of the giant house; 10 cars screeched to a halt behind them, each one coming to a stop one after the other. Their black windows rolling down, uzi's spraying bullets everywhere. The ATDC members fired back at them. The members of the Teen Titans Go missed all of their shots.

All of the sudden there was a noise heard, two, three, six, eight, ten. All the Teen Titans Go cars erupt in pillars of fire and smoke. About 200 members shot or exploded dead. Gone, vapourized, dissolved, splooged. Suddenly, a helicopter could be heard coming in from the North. The members of the ATDC each hid under bushes, tress, or behind rocks to try and take cover from the approaching chopper. The helicopter descended a little, shining its spotlights down on the ground. The man standing in the back of the chopper called out as he saw the back half of BlackBear's body sticking out of a bush; "show yourself u stupid Adventure Time fan!". BlackBear popped his head out of the bush. "Come closer, stupid!" shouted the man in the back of the chopper.

BlackBear did as he said but was mildly offended by being called an idiot. "IM ALONE!" he said, waving his short arms over his head as he emerged from the bush.

The helicopter flew in closer. The Teen Titans Go fan shouted at the pilot, "No you idiot! Don't go closer then I said! What are you, a foolish chicken!?"

The rest of the Adventure time Discord Crew emerged from their various hiding spots and took aim at the falling helicopter, shooting it down. As the cheaply made whirly bird spiralled down in plumes of fire and smoke, the Teen Titans Go fan who had previously shown incredible ego and confidence jumped out of the falling helicopter and landed in the arms of inkbubblez "why u tried to kill us?" Inkbubblez asked the TTG fan. "it was an order from the king" The ATDC didn't believe him. "You swear?" BlackBear asked the TTG fan "Yes, I swear on Beast Boy and Cyborg's love for pies!" Everyone jumped back in shock as FIREFOX_FIN pulled out his gun and shot the fan in the knee "FIREFOX_FIN, what are you doin-" BlackBear tried to ask before he was interrupted by a second bullet firing from FIREFOX_FIN's gun, shooting the Teen Titans Go fan, crippling both his legs "FIREFOX_FIN, what are you doing?" BlackBear repeated "I'm just preventing him from getting away" he said as he holstered his weapon. "oh ok" replied BlackBear.

Lmaograb ordered the hostage to close his eyes so Peakus could plant a bomb in the room. While the TTG fans were talking to him (the injured TTG fan) we slowly sneaked away. When we were at a safe distance Peakus pulled the switch and the bomb exploded. Hundreds of TTG fans were killed and many more injured by the explosion.

When we got back to a safehouse it was almost midnight. We all sat down and Iguelin asked: "who do you guys think killed the butler? It has to be the king right?" Firefox replied: "his fingerprints were not there tho" Lantern decided to interrogate the TTG fan we took hostage. The TTG fan only cursed on our fandom and refused to give a normal answer.

Then out of nowhere something started buzzing and ringing. It was a phone in the TTG fan's pocket. Lantern answered the phone: "Who is this?" The caller said: "my name doesn't matter, what does matter is that I will pay you one billion dollars if you kill the man this phone belongs to." Lantern told him to fuck off. The person on the other side of the phone started shouting: "Do you know who you are talking to? If you don't kill that man I will find you and him and I will make sure you both die to a slow and painful death!" Lantern replied: "Not if we kill you first." The man hung up the phone.

Later peakus was about to shoot a whole lot of bullets at that man.

A few hours later we heard a chopper Blackbear quickly ran upstairs to the balcony, there was a giant machine gun located on it. The chopper was from the TTG fans, BlackBear opened fire at the helicopter, bullets were flying through air. He quickly realized that there were more choppers, at least 10. The loud sound of the machine gun could be heard while he was spraying bullets at the choppers. Meanwhile Shadow and Douchebag were shooting outside the window, Rivernotch of mundifer had an orange dot next to his head which means he was on idle.

During the fight we saw things moving around, we couldn't see what those things were due to the darkness of the night. We all just started shooting on them over and over for about 4 hours. Later nothing we didn't see any things moving the dark. But we heard tanks closing in on us. Shadow took out his RPG to fire at the the tanks. BlackBear also grabbed his and together they destroyed all of the tanks. With the final tank being destroyed the war ended.

We went outside to check what those things were that we shot over 4 hours at. It was bodies of TTG fans. We killed over 4000 of them. We decided now was the time to go after the king. We were only 1000 discord members strong. Our admin gave us unlimited ammo permissions plus one month free nitro.

We approached the palace of the king, there were so many choppers and tanks. Blackbear ordered to the Discord army to shoot a few shots and turn back to keep everyone safe. Fadded and Neptunian Avenger shot two rockets at TTG fans they saw at the entrance of the palace. The TTG fans started to fire back but they didn't seem to know where we were. Then something big happened. We found a giant chopper shooting at all other choppers. The Giant Chopper had been ordered by the king to destroy all other choppers. But that was a huge mistake the unbrainy king made. All of the choppers falled down to the ground and killed dozens of TTG fans.

Then we got and order from Malice to attack right now! We prepared our gear and marched towards our enemy. But no one was there only the big chopper which just landed. We splitted our army into three teams each with a leader, Aku, Simon and Black Bear. Aku's team was the largest with 400, Simon had little over 300 and black bear had only two. Aku planned to just attack the Giant Chopper, Blackbear and simon did too. We all attacked from different angles.

But the mistake was to bring Lmaograb, we later wished we didn't bring him with us. What Lmaograb did was he shot at the chopper, but he missed all of his shots. Blackbear got so angry at him and Boss slapped Lmaograb. Then the Giant Chopper looked at our direction and tried to shoot us. We were all in panic and everyone got behind cover. The Giant Chopper tried to move to Aku's, team Blackbear screamed at them to look out! The Giant Chopper turned towards Blackbear and shot a rocket. Blackbear dodged the rocket and ran to different cover. Blackbear called Silon and told him it's his time to finish the giant unstoppable chopper. Simon stood up and started shooting at the Giant Chopper. The Giant Chopper changed direction to him. Simin ran while the chopper was shooting rockets at him, he was like a tough true AT fan. He started using his ice power to destroy the Giant Chopper and it worked! The Giant Chopper was destroyed!

We were now around the king's room. It was quiet… QV tried to open the door, but it was locked. QV said: "let me open it", he used some sort of magic and the door got unlocked. We went inside carefully. There were a lot of TTG plushies and we saw the king on a sofa watching TTG season 1 episode 32. He looked at us while we came in, he looked scared. He cried and said: "I swear I will watch AT again". Blackbear replied: "no king, after all what you did you shall die tonight!" The king suddenly grabbed a gun and tried to shoot us with it. Anaphylactic quickly ran towards the king, the king shot a few bullets but Anaphylactic was faster than he king expected. Anaphylactic took the king out with his knife.

After we researched his castle we found AT season 12-11 it was under king's pants