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AN- Hello! This is officially my first story on Fan fiction so I would just like to say that I hope it's not too bad. Please don't judge this story by it's grammar. I don't have a beta and quite frankly, I have no idea what the heck that is. As of the moment, I am completely convinced that there is a secret group of online ninjas that call themselves beta because while they were at school, (you know, before they dropped out) They were all in Beta Club. So if someone could explain to me that I am wrong, (as most of my friends constantly do) in a comment, then I would be very delighted and dedicate the next chapter to you. That is if there is a next chapter. I'm not sure whether this story is good or not so it all depends on whether or not people like it. I plan on updating frequently ( you know, if I don't forget that I have a fan fiction account which most likely won't happen as I have absolutely nothing to do nowadays) because it seems that I have no life. Anyway carrying on! ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. I only own the plot (which may have been used before by some other author. If this is the case then I am truly sorry as I did not know) and Green Grasshopper Grease. J.K. Rowling is a British writer who is likely to be rich and has a fantastic writing career. I am a thirteen year old girl who simply has too much time on her hands. If you can't see the difference you should go and see a doctor.
Chapter One: A Plan From the Mind of Alice
I absolutely loathe Sirius Orion Black. And James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, and Remus Lupin… okay so maybe not Lupin but I still loathe the rest of the freaking Marauders. Especially Sirius Black. They have officially made my life a living Hades. I mean why did they have to choose to humiliate me? Out of all the girls in this whole dang school it had to be me. I even bet that some girls want to be me. I wish it was them being tortured and embarrassed repeatedly. Maybe they'd find a joy in it. Okay so maybe I'm being a bit too harsh... no wait I'm not. They completely deserve all of this anger heading their way. After all they did make me lose my boyfriend. Amos was a sweetheart and I was almost entirely sure that I liked him. I'm blaming them because the way I see it, I was publicly dumped, laughed at by the entire school, and the fact that the Marauders were the cause of it only makes it ten times worse.
Merlin, even the memory of it makes my eyes tear up.
Please don't look. Please don't look.
"Hey Evans." Was heard echoing through the Great Hall and I knew I was doomed. Why didn't my inward chanting of 'please don't work' Okay so it never works, but a girl could hope right?
"What Black." I asked the two ringleaders of the famous traveling circus, The Marauders. If only, then they would at least travel and I would get a break from them for at least a little while. But nooo, the Marauders were just Hogwarts' most annoying, disrespectful, and rude group of boy pranksters that lived to torture me, Lily Evans.
"I was just wondering whether Snivellus called. You know, to ask about some tips on how to get hair that greasy. Are you sure that you didn't nick the Green Grasshopper Grease from Sluggy's Potions Cupboard?" The ever creative Black shouted across the table, but as I sit on the very opposite end of the table, the entire hall heard him.
"No, I didn't nick anything. As far as I know, the only people who nick things from Professor Slughorn are you and Pothead over there." I shouted back. Honestly, they can't even properly respect authorities. I started walking over to my boyfriend, Amos Diggory,
"You're right, but I bet that you would look fantastic covered in Slimy Snake Sludge." Potter replied. Oh no… if he said that… but that would mean that…he wouldn't… he would. I looked up slowly, and I could see the large vat of green ooze tipping over. I couldn't move as I was paralyzed by the thought of getting covered by the slimy substance that would most likely take hours to fully clean off. After what seemed like a lifetime, the awful concoction fell on my head and covered my entire body. Did I mention I was in the Great Hall? You know, the place where every single student eats dinner and are now witnesses to my utter humiliation?
"BLACK! POTTER! YOU GIGANTIC PRATS, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST DO! WHY IN MERLIN'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK WOULD YOU DO THIS? HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY HAD ENOUGH JOY IN HUMILATING ME THROUGHOUT THE YEAR? CAN I SERIOUSLY NOT GO HOME AFTER EATING ONE DINNER IN PEACE WITHOUT HAVING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT A PRANK? OH MY MERLIN THis really does smell awful." I shouted to Black and Potter. I really didn't care that I may have been making a big fool out of myself. All I cared about was the fact that they did this to me. And boy were they going to pay for this. But for now, I have to go get cleaned up before this smell permanently sticks to my hair.
I finally walked into my common room after two entire hours in the bathroom. I completely ignored all of the pitying looks and snickers as I walked straight up the stairs and into my dorm. I was so thankful that Alice was the only girl there. You see, Alice Prewitt is my best friend and a little bit of a raving lunatic, but I love her anyways.
"Well hello there Lily dearest, I know that Black and Potter embarrassed you and all, but did you really have to make such a big fool out of yourself? I mean I know he deser-" Alice started but I cut her off.
"Embarrassed? Embarrassed? They didn't embarrass me! They harassed me! They've been harassing me for the past three years! Just because they think that I'm beneath them because I'm not the prettiest girl in the world or because I don't shamelessly throw myself at them like every other girl in the school." Alice gave me a look.
"Okay, so you don't throw yourself at him either, but you don't count. You've been dating Frank Longbottom for two years now and everyone knows that you're going to be Mrs. Longbottom before we know it." She started to defend herself but I silenced her with a look.
"What I really want now is revenge. I want to hurt them and I want to hurt them bad." I said, almost daring her to say that I was wrong to even suggest such a thing. I shouldn't have worried though as she agreed full heartedly.
" You know what you should do? You should get a makeover! You could get a new wardrobe and everything! I could come home with you for the summer and I could transform you into an entirely different Lily. Except that Lily would be tougher than you are at the moment." Alice stated so excitedly that I didn't have the heart to say no.
" I'll ask my mum at the station, but please don't be too …" I searched for the right word to describe what I was trying to say, but found none. So I simply finished by saying "… Alice. Alice is capable of scaring my mum into oblivion so please try to tone down your Alice-yness." I replied pleadingly. She simply nodded enthusiastically.
Oh Merlin help me survive this summer. . . And help me plan my revenge on the Marauders. They've gone without punishment for too long.
And please PLEASE help me not to strangle Alice throughout this break. She may be my best friend, but that doesn't mean that she comes with an OFF
button.