Drabble. Done as a request. Snape/Much. 'Cause I love my Jewish men.


"I love donuts." Munch said, licking a chocolate sprinkle off his lip.

"Yes, I'm aware John."

"They're so good."

"Yes. You've said. Now please, I need to finish grading these papers. Longbottom's alone set me back about a bottle and a half of red ink, and I don't need you distracting me."

"Perfectly shaped. Fried until golden brown, smeared in a glistening, chocolate glaze, topped with mouth watering chocolate and rainbow sprinkles.... How could some one not love sprinkles?"

"John?"

"Yes, Severus?"

"Shut the hell up and put that damned tongue to a better use."

"Donuts. Almost better than sex."