Toris' thoughts are in italic bold.
No this isn't good not good at all. Today was Toris' first day at a real job, unless working in a shady warehouse for a crazy Russian and his even crazier sister counted, and he couldn't
find any decent clothes. I knew I shouldn't have let Feliks organize my closet. Toris was looking for one of his suits, he had several really nice ones but they had all somehow
disappeared after Feliks' "I'm so totally going to make you the most fashionable guy ever" visit. Toris grimaced as he looked at his closet with dismay; it was filled with the most feminine
clothes a man could own. He didn't see how he could go to work like this so he grabbed his cell phone and called his friend Feliks. He listened to the ringing until a cheery voice answered,"
Hey, this is like Feliks here how can i like help you?" "Hey Feliks, it's Toris," said Toris. When Feliks responded it was barely audible over the sound of running water," Oh hey Torey, why-
calling-need-thing," Toris was getting irritated, "YOU CAN TURN OFF THE FRICKING WATER. "Oh sorry Torey I was washing my hands." Toris sighed, he could never stay mad at Feliks no
matter how hard he tried, "It's ok, but do you mind telling me where you put my suits it's my first day at my job and uh as much as I love V-necks i'm trying to make a good impression.
"Toris knew it was coming he knew it, every time this topic came up it happened, it was inevitable," But Torey if you dress in a suit then all the girls will like you and all the hot guys will
think you're straight. "Toris' anger had come back as soon as Feliks had said hot guys," Feliks i've told you a million times, I AM NOT GAY. "Oh Torey it's okay to admit that you're into men, I
understand that coming out of the closet is hard but you can't like hide forever. I remember how hard it was for me to admit it, I was like in denial forever but then I realized that i would
not be happy until I told myself that I like men and always have and always will. "Toris was now having trouble resisting the urge to chuck his phone out of the window, run out of his
apartment, run down the stairs, and stomp on the phone until it couldn't be recognized as a phone anymore. Toris tried to calm down when he next spoke," Feliks, could you just tell me
where my suits are, please."" Oh right, I gave them to Matthias he said he would find space for them. "Toris was relieved to hear that they weren't at goodwill," Ok thanks, see you later.
"Bye Torey" When the phone clicked Toris stood up and walked out of his room. "Were you and Feliks fighting? I thought you got your relationship straightened out now? "These words had
come from Matthias who shared the apartment with Toris. Toris was usually a nice person but after that phone conversation he was feeling like his old boss Ivan, who was sometimes called
the epitome of evil. So in other words when he responded to Matthias he wasn't feeling kind at all, "I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES THAT I'm NOT GAY AND THAT FELIKS ISN'T MY
BOYFRIEND!" "Calm down man, you could have just told me that he wasn't your boyfriend," Toris couldn't believe that that Danish bastard had said that with a straight face, he had told him
many times that Feliks wasn't his boyfriend. In fact the last time he'd told him had been yesterday. Toris felt very exasperated when he next spoke, "Matthias, I told you yesterday and I
hope you remember it this time. Oh, and by the way Feliks said you had my suits?" Matthias then responded, "Oh yeah right, they're in the bathroom closet behind the green towels." He
then walked away back to the cave Toris couldn't believe was called a room. Toris walked to the bathroom and all the way there he wondered why all his friends seemed to think he was
gay.
