001. Intro

Okay, so I don't exactly know how to start this. At all. I'm hoping to do a mixture of one-shots and little series throughout this thing. Oh, crap. I guess I should start over.

My name is Brambles. Um… I'm really not good at this. At all. (Crap. Repeating myself again.)

Let's try this. Last time, I promise.

My name is Bramblemask973. Most people call me Bramble, or Brambles, or in the case of Perianth5, Masked-Giraffe. My friends offline call me Jeli, Jelece, or Jelibean because of my first name, Jelicia. You can call me any of these if you like. I do in fact have a TMNT OC, and her name is Nicola. You guys haven't met her yet, because she comes in after my story 'To Do What You've Never Done'. I might post a reference or something later, if I can draw it. But anyways, just call her Nick if you wanna ask her something.

Be warned. I am strange. Well, I'm the weirdest out of anyone I've met. My friends have told me I'm weirder than Mr. Bean and Bill Nye put together. Pretty weird, huh?

Like most people out there, or fantards like me, I do have a little universe inside my head that I like to live in when I really do not want to play with reality. I will reply as myself most of the time, but sometimes if the guys or Nick or whoever else decides to swipe my computer and reply themselves, don't be alarmed. It's quite normal with our breed of fantard.

Well, as I said before, I'm weird. I have a strange obsession with animals, pizza, milk, chocolate, food in general, stupid objects like small toys, basically anything I can get my hands on. You touch my drawing pencil or eraser and you die. Simple as that.

I do have a temper. Me and my friends have a theory that I was supposed to be a ginger, cause I'm covered in freckles and with my temper and stuff, but God messed up on the whole 'gene science' thingy and I turned out to be a brunette. I'm very sarcastic and I do have a quick comeback reflex. Being a Newfie (Newfie, cause Newfoundlander is a mouthful) that lives in the woods with teenagers older than me for neighbors, you have to be able to handle whatever they can throw at you. I can take on all the guys that live around here and hold my own, and for a kid my size, you wouldn't really expect it. I'm really thin, and I have lower back issues, but my dad also owns a bouncy castle business that we've had for eight years. When you roll 1500lb bouncy castles for a living, you build up some muscle.

I tend to obsess over things quite easily. When I find a show I like, I'll gather everything I can on it. They come in phases, you know? Right now I'm sort of a mixture of Transformers, How To Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, Pokémon and TMNT.

Why am I telling you this? I don't know, really. I guess for an intro thing, you should know a bit about me before I actually start on the whole 100 Themes TMNT Challenge thing. Speaking of which, I'm hoping to mix up lits with drawings and stuff too, so be warned. I do like action and a bit of fighting and stuff, but I do mix comedy in there too. Because you can't have no jokes when Mikey's around.

That, and for those new peoples that are reading this, it's basically a warning so none of you get freaked out when you do in fact learn what I'm actually like.

I'm not going to explain Nick right now. You'll learn about her when she actually comes in.

I bet you guys are looking for the actual storyline here, aren't you? Yeah, I should get on that.

Enough's enough. Let's do this!

Nevermind. I'm kinda lost on ideas here. You'll have to wait until #2 for a story, guys!

Well, when that does happen, and when the guys do start to sort of intrude on the whole writing thing, Nick takes over. 'Cause, well, she's basically me in the TMNT universe. I put myself in it, but in her form.

Yeah, that's it I guess. See you when the actual stuff comes along!

It should be soon. SHOULD BE.