Title: Lexicon
Word Count: 82
"What are you doing?"
"Reading."
"Yeah, I can see that. What are you reading?"
"Dictionary."
"OK, I'll bite. Why are you reading the dictionary?"
"Well, yesterday you pointed out, in front of a suspect, that my vocabulary is less than stellar. I'm trying to improve that by reading the dictionary."
"So, you're just improving your lexicon."
"Yep. Although I think that I may need a different dictionary. This one is missing the word 'aardvark."