CARLOS BAKES A PIE
Carlos: Kendal I have baked you a pie
Kendal: REALLY!…WTF is that…why is it all…hairy
Carlos: oh that's because I ran out of pie filling.
Kendal: what did you use instead of pie filling?
Carlos: yours and Logan's eyebrows. Enjoy!
Kendal: (troughs out pie) That's extremely disgusting
10 minutes later
Carlos: James I have baked you a pie
James: REALLY? What flavor? Cough*I'm gorgeous*cough
Carlos: you'll see
James: this doesn't taste like pie
Carlos: Well it should…. it's pie flavored!
10 minutes later
Carlos: Logan I have baked you a pie
Logan: Really? I've always wanted a pie…
Carlos: GOOD!
Logan: but that pie…WTF is that? Why is it red?
Carlos: Oh, I ran out of pie filling
Logan: (takes bite) Oh that's cool!
Carlos: O-K-A-Y
Logan: (spits out pie) WHAT DID YOU USE INSTEAD OF FILLING?
Carlos: Kendal!