This one-shot is also courtesy of hellsingfanchick on deviant art! I still highly suggest you check out her artwork- it's amazing :D She said I could use another one of her pieces as a base for this one-shot.

This one is gonna be EXTREMELY short. And extremely OOC

So, this whole thing is credited to hellsingfanchick, NOT ME.

A Slap in the Face

As the Queen walked down the halls of her palace, she got a few requests for hats. Had they known she was going to see the Hatter? He had recently told her that he was going to change his appearance, and she planned on seeing how far he had gone in doing so.

As she neared the workshop, she kept going over the list of requests. When she finally entered his workplace, she tapped him on the shoulder gently and she gasped as he turned around. His wild-ass hair and crazily untrimmed eyebrows were tamed!

She, trying to cover her reaction, began listing the requests. His facial expression changed a little when she stuttered out a laugh. She was trying not to laugh harder as he shifted his wait onto one leg, lifted one eyebrow, and stared straight at her. What he said made Mirana cock her head to the side and raise an eyebrow as well. It was quite a slap in the face.

In the girliest voice she thought possible, limp wrist and all, he said, "God, you fluffy, white BITCH!"