"Hey, uh, Wendy? You might as well slack off for a while. The Shack's not too busy," Grunkle Stan said to his employee on a slow day. It was actually becoming quite typical, the Mystery Shack was starting to be uncovered. People were finding out about the attractions being hoaxes, and weren't coming. It was overpriced in the first place.

Stan was rapidly losing money. He had garnered a lot of it over the years of his successful tourist trap, but now it looked like it was finally time to retire. Or was it?

"Whatever," Wendy replied. Stan expected that reply, and so he turned and went back into the TV room.

"Uh... Slacking... Don't I always do that?" Wendy thought to herself as she thought of what else she could do. And by "could do" I mean "could NOT do."

Wendy went into the TV room where Grunkle Stan had went back into, and as it turns out, there was no one in there. The TV was on, though. Not only was the old, standard definition TV turned on, though, it was on that Billy Mays commercial. Everyone knows that Billy Mays makes all the girls go crazy. He certainly did it to the one(s) watching him on that old TV! Wendy, unphased by the fact that there were several other people in the house at the time, got carried away with that commercial and started doing things.

Little did Wendy know, a certain pair of young children were also watching the commercial through their special peep hole upstairs. More specifically, the other (temporary) residents of the house, Dipper and Mabel. Whenever they saw that commercial while channel flipping they just had to stop.

Dipper pretended to like the commercial, but he didn't see what was so great about it. What he found most intruiging was what happened to the girls that watched it. He had studied this phenomenon several times when he spied on Mabel doing it, but this was the first time he saw Wendy do it. He had searched and searched for what it was called, he had gone to the library and looked it up on a computer, he had even looked through the journal for answers, but found nothing. It gave him a tingly sensation that felt very-

"WHAT THE HELL," Grunkle Stan entered the TV room. Dipper's tingly sensation went away. Wendy went away, she jumped up and ran out the front door and off towards her house. Grunkle Stan saw what was on the TV.

"Ugh, what is it about that - that gets girls so damn -?" Stan mumbled. Dipper and Mabel's eyes went wide, they both ran up to their room and shut the door.

Wendy was fired the next day. Stan couldn't afford to pay her anymore anyway, and the events of the previous day had set him off. Stan later had to send his great niece and nephew back home because he couldn't afford to support them any longer.

A few minutes later Stan woke up. He immediately went to his safe of money and it was all still there.

"It was all a dream... I hope."