JENONCA- hi I came up with this in my head while daydreaming. How the hell the came up with this I don't know but I thought it was funny so I thought I'll share this plot of insanity with you my readers. Please read and review.
I don't own Harry Potter or anything else. I own only my soul.
Story- Harry Potter and the Plot of Insanity
PROLOUGE
The insanity spell is cast.
"Why the hell has Dumbledore asked us all into the hall?" Ron wondered aloud.
"I'll take that as a rhetorical question Ron"
Ron, Hermione and Harry where all walking to the great hall wondering what the hell was going on, Dumbledore, their crazy headmaster has insisted that all students and teachers come to the hall immediately.
Once everyone was in the hall the wacky headmaster spoke.
"it is my deep regret to tell you that a insanity spell cast by the Weasley twins has backfired, until we, that is I and the ministry can solve the problem I must warn that students and teachers alike may have bouts of insanity, please do not be alarmed and sends and students that become insane to the hospital wing"
He sat down and the entire hall looked shocked and trying to convince their seat mates they were sane. Ron however found the funny side
"Shouldn't Dumbledore be in the hospital wing as he was always a nutter" Ron laughed.
CHAPTER 1- Bunny Potter, a hugging Draco and a wannabe Gangster
"MORNING GUYS"
Harry was grinning at his fellow dorm mates.
"Morning" Ron yawned. He stopped when he saw what Harry was wearing.
The said potter was in a bright pink bunny suit (think chandler from F.R.E.I.N.D.S)
"Mate did you get dressed in the dark?" Ron asked horrified.
"What you talking about"
Ron frowned at Harry while Seamus and Dean where trying not to laugh.
"You're in a FREAKING BUNNY SUIT" the ginger yelled horrified.
"I am a bunny Ronny, see I'm bunny potter" Harry laughed hopping around the room.
"Bunny potter, hopping around all day long, bunny potter, I'm a bunny, hopping all day long, bunny, bunny potter" Harry chanted while hopping and clapping his bunny clad hands together.
Seamus and Dean couldn't hold in their laughter anymore.
Ron grabbed his wand and stunned the bunny potter wishing he could obliterate him self in the process.
"Congrats mate your even more mental than Dumbledore" Ron sighed to his best friend.
RWRWRWRWRWRWRWRWRW
When Ron got down to the great hall he didn't think today could get any worse. How wrong was he.
Three seconds after that thought his least favourite Slytherin was walking nearby. What horrified the Weasley wasn't the ferret boy himself; it was the fact that Malfoy was hugging students as he passed, Yelling Hug a Slytherin day.
Many students were either running away in frights or in the girls case giggling at Malfoys behaviour.
"GRANGER! Its your duty as head girl to hug a Slytherin" Malfoy exclaimed.
"Piss off Malfoy" Hermione snarled.
Malfoy backed off pouting, which is so unlike him. "I only wanted a huggy" he pouted, he then started to cry.
"HUGGY, I WANT A HUGGY" Malfoy yelled sounding like a 5 year old in a tantrum.
The blonde Slytherin then proceeded to punch the ground while rolling around screaming "HUGGY"
Hermione so scared of this insane behaviour, bent down and hugged Malfoy.
"YAY! HUGGY" Malfoy screamed with delight, hugging Hermione back. He then rubbed his head back and forth against her like a child.
Hermione let go wondering if this could get any worse. Ron meanwhile fainted as he could no longer take anymore insane behaviour.
Hermione yelled in fright as what appeared to be a giant pink bunny hopping down the staircase. Well a bunny clad Harry that is.
"BUNNY POTTER TO THE RESCUE" Bunny Potter yelled.
"Hey bunny, me likey bunny" Malfoy squealed. He pulled on Harry suit.
"Bunny potter" Harry laughed.
"Bunny yay bunny" Malfoy giggled riding on Harry's back.
Hermione, incredibly disturbed by Malfoy riding Harry that she hoped this was nothing more then a dream and wondering if this could get any worse.
"whats up homey"
Hermione turned to the voice. Snape was walking towards her in a pair of black Nike trousers, black sleeveless t shirt with a gold chain around his neck and a baseball cap preched to the side on his head, underneath this cap was a black bandana.
Hermione's question was answered.
"Yo, I an't liking dis, you G-girl need ta loosen up bitcha, me and me homey wanna chill in dis crib, you know what I'm saying bitcha" Snape said trying to sound like a gangster.
Hermione so disturbed by this fainted.
Snape bent down and looked at her. "Yo, bitcha, you faints like your mom"
"BUNNY" Harry continued to yell as Malfoy was still riding him while screaming with joy.
Hopefully Dumbledore will figure out how to fix this but until then more insanity to come. I'm betting Hogwarts won't survive.
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JENONCA- well next chapter will be up soon I hope, please review.