Author's notes: I am bored. Must write, anything, must WRITE. As always it may screw up loading onto the site so yeah. On with the story.
How to Annoy Inheritance characters.
Chapter 1
Eragon and Saphira
1. Paint Brisingr and Saphira drab brown. Show to Rhunon. Observe reactions of all.
2. After doing so mail now brown Brisingr to Galby.
Brisingr with foam toy sword.
Durza from the dead. Send after Eragon.
Eragon tries to use said foam sword against Durza, run in circles screaming you mailed Brisingr to Galby.
time Eragon tries to pick up a real sword shoot an arrow at Arya, so he will try to stop it instead. Repeat.
Eragon and Saphira try to kill you, suddenly scream you know where a male dragon is. Tell them it is in a letter to Galby saying to go there.
they get back tell them you couldn't tell them the real location for safety purposes and send them somewhere else. Repeat #7. Until they get sense not to listen to you.
a robot Arya that confesses love to he leaves it alone destroy it. And tell him to look for Arya that she needs to talk to him.
Arya a fake love letter signed as she storms away in a rage to find Eragon.
them laugh .LOUDLY.
a Molotov cocktail at Nasuada's tent.
Eragon that the Black Hand did it.
Eragon tries to stab you create an illusion for him to stab. After he walks away tell him such.
him Arya is part of the Black Hand. Remain alive after doing so.
Author's notes: As usual it may screw up I write this at both sides as it may delete one or the other and there are also those who don't pay review please each and every one is worth a great deal.