Hello everyone, I am back with an all new story! This one is going to be a series of hilarious short stories (or as I call them, 'shorties'), and I will be taking requests! Just a few rules... okay, only one rule.

1. Sadly, I will not accept OC oneshots, just funny ones between the ninja.

Before I start with this first oneshot, I want to say that I do not own Le Ninjago, or anything else in the show that I will refer to. And I will be starting my own OC story soon, I just don't know when. Now on with the shorties!

The Jay Who Cried Chili

Cole cooks chili for the ninja again, and knowing how bad his cooking is, Jay claims to have seen it move...

Jay's POV

"DINNER!" I heard him call.

"Quick, hide!" And I dove into the closet.

"Jay, come on!" I heard Kai muffle outside the door. "It's not like Cole poisoned it. It's just food."

"With a desire to make me sick!" I yelled to them. "No way, bro! One bite of that acidic slop and my guts will be melted!"

Then I heard Cole holler again, "You had better come eat before this stuff before it gets cold!"

I could already smell the intoxicating fumes of his cooking and it made me gag within the closet.

"I'm with Jay, I don't wanna eat that junk either," Lloyd's voice whispered to the others. "The Great Devourer's breath has already given me nightmares."

"Let's just do it and we'll never speak of it again," Kai retaliated. "Make him happy just this once, and ill convince him not to make it again."

Well, it was either have my stomach melted by acidic chili or go to bed hungry. And going to bed hungry actually sounded pretty good right now. Sooner or later, I'm pulled out of the closet and into the light of the kitchen. A large bowl of brownish-reddish mush sat in front of me and I had to conjure up all my strength to force the puke coming up back down.

"Eat up!" Cole said, happy with his work. I didn't wanna make him upset, it's just his cooking skills...needed improvement?

"Cole, before we eat, dare I ask what did you use for this...delightful dish you have made for us?" I questioned.

"Well, I used beans, corn, rice, my super-secret-ingredient-sauce, bull testicles, squid ink, and eggplant. It's only the best recipe for a body-strengthening meal. Now, chow down! You'll need your strength for when we're out on the field."

He puts all that garbage in chili!? I am a centimeter from losing my appetite. And my lunch.

"Jay.." I saw Lloyd hiss at me. "Wow, Cole! I cannot wait to eat this wonderful meal you have made!"

Cole beamed with pride. OK, Jay, don't make him upset. Just one bite, just one...

As I pick up the wooden spoon in the bowl to haul some on my plate...it moved.

I shrieked and the spoon flung everywhere, falling on everyone. My chair fell over, bringing me with it. I then rush to the corner of the kitchen, pointing and screaming at that bowl of evil.

"Jay, what is the matter with you?!" Nya screeched. "You just spilled chili on everyone, and my dress!"

"I swear to God, I saw that mush move!" I yelled with fear. "It moved and I freaked out! I can't eat something that's ALIVE, let alone moving! It's impossible! It's unbelievable! Cole must have put-"

"ENOUGH!" I heard Sensei yell at me, who had just walked in the room. "What is going on in here?!"

"Sensei, Jay claims to have seen the food Cole has cooked for us move. But I believe he is just being paranoid and doesn't want to eat the chili," Zane stated to Sensei. Thanks a lot, Mr. Roboto.

"Jay, Zane is right. You are acting paranoid and childish. Cole has given his best effort to give us food tonight. And yet you reject it by saying it is moving? Unacceptable. Apologize to Cole. Now," Sensei said firmly and sternly.

"Sorry, Cole," I muttered, barely inaudible.

"Thank you, Jay. Now Cole, I'm sure enough that Jay will gladly eat several helpings of your food to make up for his acts. Won't you, Jay?"

Later that night, I finish hacking up what was left of my "several helpings" of dinner into the toilet. That is the LAST time I eat that stuff. I can go hungry just fine! I flush and head to my brothers' bedroom when I heard squeaking coming from the kitchen. Sweet Spinjitzu, do I dare look in the kitchen?

The squeaking becomes noisier, and I don't think I can sleep with a squeak every 5 minutes. Silently, I tiptoe into the dining room and I see a paper towel over the bowl of leftover chili. Should I look under? I pull out a baseball bat from the closet and ever so slowly...I lift the paper towel up and smash the bowl where the squeaking was coming from. The commotion caused everyone to wake up.

"What is it now?! Oh, it's just Jay. What are you doing, Thunderbolt?" Kai complained.

"The bowl of chili! It moved again! And this time, it squeaked. I'm not joking, something is under there!"

Lloyd nudged Cole in the elbow, and nodded towards me. They both have smirks on their faces.

(At this point, Cole is being insincere) Ohhhh, okay Jay. It moved..maybe it's magic! Why don't you tell us what happened? We'll believe you, won't we guys?"

"This is serious! It. Friggin'. MOVED!"

"Jay, PULL IT TOGETHER! There's no way it could have moved! Insulting my cooking is one thing, but breaking my chili bowl and going insane?! Too far!"

He stomps over to the table and shoves through the broken pieces of bowl and finds the paper towel, with a small lump underneath.

"No, DON'T!" I shriek.

"WHAT?! Like I'm gonna believe you-"

He lifts the towel and surprisingly, a fat, gray rat lay there, twitching, as it had been beaten by the Jay Who Cried Chili.

Booyah! I just did that! My first oneshot! And a long one, at that. I am sooo happy! Just a quick note before I go, I won't be doing short stories as long as this one because is took me forever to type and no flames please! I did my best to think this one up. Leave a request in the reviews and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. (I may not update as often because I have to finish some miscellaneous school work...) Ciao! Hope you liked it!