Alternative title - 5 Times Chihiro Swore When He Thought No One Was Around and the 1 Time He Swore in Front of the Entire Class.
This story is based on a prompt from the DR Kink Meme where OP wanted someone who doesn't usually swear swearing creatively. I chose Chihiro because I thought it would be hilarious. This is basically a crack fic and Chihiro is probably OOC, but I hope you all enjoy!
~ RagefulThief
The sound of shoes squeaking on tiles could be heard throughout the hallways. Chihiro was panting, running through the halls to get to class.
'I can't believe I overslept!'
He rushed up the stairs to the second floor, trying to get to class fast, but also trying not to get caught by Kiyotaka for running in the halls. God knows he'll find out about this though. As he ran passed the library, he smashed his foot against something.
"Jesus titty fucking Christ on a boat!" Chihiro hopped on one foot while clutching the other, his face twisted in pain, "Fucking Caesar's ghost, that hurt! What did I even hit?" Chihiro looked down, spotting several dumbbells scattered on the floor. He sighed and sprinted around the equipment and towards the classroom. What Chihiro didn't notice, however, was an astonished Byakuya who had witnesses the whole thing.