A/N: Don't even ask......
Disclaimer: I own nothing from FMA.....
Hey, Smexy
"Hey, smexy."
Ed looked up, Envy was hanging from one of the ceiling beams, "What do you want, Envy?"
He jumped down, landing a flip in front of Ed, smirking and said, "I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR!" Envy sang thrusting his hips out.
Ed clapped and activated a transmutation circle he had drawn on his hand, sending a cage to sprout up around Envy. Then he continued to walk down the hall.
"Ooooooooohhh! Cage dancing, kinky!" Envy called after him, grabbing the bars he slid up and down them, "GAY BAR! GAY BAR!"
End Hey, Smexy
A/N: Honestly I have no idea where that came from. Just randomness. Uh....yeah.... fishcakes.