A/N: Hey guys! This is my first ever Harry Potter story, so I hope that I didn't mess it up too badly. Really, it was just an idea that popped into my head and so I decided to write it down...
Disclaimer: I once owned Harry Potter, but I sold him to J. for a shiney thing. I like shiney things. But to this I day I still don't know who got the better end of that deal.
Remus was sitting under one of the trees by the lake, writing out his essay for transfiguration. Normally he would be studying in the library, but Sirius was acting crazier than usual and he would be far too easy to find there if he was wanted. He had been down there for twenty minutes and had almost finished when he heard footsteps heading towards his hiding place.
"Oh Moony dearest," he heard Sirius calling joyfully, "Come out! I wanna talk to you!"
"You bloody git. For one of the most sought after guys in all of Hogwarts you can sure act like a ponce some days," he replied teasingly as his friend came into view, flopping down next to him. Said git just laughed, wrapping an arm around the werewolf's shoulders.
"Ah, but you see, Remmie, I never did say I returned any of their affections. You know my heart belongs only to you."
Remus blushed lightly and laughed, shoving him, "Bugger off. I know that already, since you announced it at breakfast this morning and then got into a duel with James across the table for my hand in marriage."
"Yeah. And you had to just go and elope with Wormy!"
The slightly smaller wizard rolled his eyes, packing away his homework and leaning against the dog animagus. He smiled happily, cuddling into the warmth as he was pulled closer – almost all physical boundaries he had were destroyed years ago.
"We discussed this Padfoot, it was an arranged thing. Had it not been then I surely would have chosen you. Which reminds me, why am I always the damsel?" he questioned, glaring up at him playfully.
"Clearly it's because you're the prettiest of all the Marauders. And besides, not even Evans wants to marry Prongs, so of course you'd choose me."
They both laughed at that before lapsing into a comfortable silence, Sirius speaking up a few minutes later, "Hey, Rem?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, you see my lovely, gorgeous, darling moonbeam of–"
"Get on with it."
"Oh, yeah, right. Anyway, as I was saying before you so cruelly interrupted me, I do believe I'm in love with you!"
"…You've told me that a few times already. Is there really any point to this or are you just babbling to keep yourself amused?"
"Don't be so negative Moony! Your cold words wound my fragile heart! I really think that I do!" he argued, shifting and pressing his lips against Remus' briefly, said boy flushing darkly.
"W-What?" He narrowed his eyes slightly, "Did someone spike your pumpkin juice again?"
"Nope. April Fools!"
"You idiot, it's only March 31st!"
MWPPMWPPMWPP
A few feet away, James stood under the invisibility cloak, laughing quietly to himself as he watched his friends fight playfully and almost fall into the water.
"They're both bonkers. I mean, who in their right mind wouldn't wanna marry me?!" he muttered, turning and walking away, "Maybe I should slip a love potion into Padfoot's drink. That'd show him."