A/N: Another story that I always wanted to post but I can't seem to make it out right. Actually, this story would be at least 15 chapters or more. I really want to try that very long chaptered story. T-T I envy those people who could do it. T-T
Summary: (For those who want to preview the summary) They pretended to be a couple to fool his fan girls and her fan boys. Hugging, holding hands and even kissing each other in public! But what if this simple deal comes to reality? Will they have the guts to accept the fact and face the challenges ahead?SxS
Disclaimer: All characters that I used are not mine.
Foolish Heart
Chapter 1 : The Deal
He sighed once and leaned at the railings of the staircase.
-Insert fan girls squealing-
She walked a bit faster than before, making her skirt fly up by just a mere millimeter.
-Insert fan boys howling-
Yet again another sigh.
-More fan girls' squeal-
Yet again fastened her pace.
-More fan boys' howl-
Another action.
-The more-
Another action.
-The more-
-Sigh- This is the picture that would always take place every morning after the two heartthrobs of Konohagakure University arrives.
The raven haired lad named Uchiha Sasuke, 18, is the hottest and cutest guy in the whole campus, despite his cool and worry free demeanor, cold attitude, deadly glare and his anti-social ness; he still remains pure in the hearts of all those fan girls drooling at his feet, him kicking them.
His ranking being MVP of the interschool competitions for basketball, made him more popular. And to him, popular means more fan girls. He basically hates his life especially when it involves his fan girls and his brother, who goes by the name of Uchiha Itachi. Itachi always sets him up for a blind date with his hatest but a very loyal fan girl, Yamanaka Ino, who was renowned as a slut and slept already with 10 men.
The pink haired girl named Haruno Sakura, 18, is dubbed as the most beautiful, sexiest and the smartest girl in the campus. Although an exchange student, she managed to draw most of the guys' attention, making them lust over her.
Her beauty made it to the top and so is her intelligence, making her a candidate for the interschool competition for muses and being the student council president. She actually loves her life very much and puts value in it by making friends even though it irritates her when the girl she wanted to befriend is jealous because of her beauty.
Everyone thought that being a heartthrob is like being crowned as the king or queen of the world. But what they didn't know, that they would experience suffering in hell and pain many ways.
She frantically looked around and observed her surroundings; fan boys on her left, fan boys on her right, fan boys at her back and fan boys at her front. Well, that's not much fan boys, it's only a lot!
Sighing she quickened her pace, making her school mini skirt to fly upwards a bit, a mere millimeter to be truth told. She rolled her eyes when she heard the boys ogle with happiness, the others chatting about how happy they were to see a good amount of a millimeter of her upper thigh flesh from beneath her mid thigh skirt.
'How stupid could these people get? It was just a millimeter!' She thought as she picked up her pace, making her skirt go up again by a millimeter, making the boys ogle again for flesh. Irritated, she turned around and practically pointed an accusing finger to each and every fan boys there was.
"You dimwits! Perverted dimwits! As if you could ever see something in a millimeter!" She ranted as she continued to blaze, not realizing that it made the boys amused by her antics. Sighing a exasperated one, she finally reached her point. "I am sick and tired of you fan boys ogling over me!" And with that, she walked away.
Haruno Sakura indeed had enough.
He sighed as and closed his eyes, making his eyes twitch in annoyance. He leaned on the railing of the staircase, waiting for his friends to arrive, when these inhuman beasts came to him, giving him useless and senseless gifts.
"Sasuke-kun, impregnate me!" A girl with dark blond hair squealed as she held up a poster with the same words written in it with frilly text fonts. "No! Sasuke-kun will impregnate me!" A brown haired girl defended, who also had the same color of poster as the other with the same frilly text fonts and contents.
Another girl protested, claiming that she has the right to be impregnated by the cold hearted Uchiha. This was followed suit by another, then another, then another, until a cat fight was formed, irritating the Uchiha heartthrob.
Seeing the coast clear, Sasuke's number 1 fan headed to his direction, swiftly making it to the flight of stairs in a couple of seconds. "Sasuke-kun," Ino whispered seductively to his ear, her front rubbing to his arm. "Hn." He simply huffed, his eyes still twitching from the cat fight's noise.
"When do you want to do 'it'?" She asked, repositioning her breasts in his face by taking a step higher than his. He snorted. "I would never do it with a pig, much more, a slut." He deadpanned and went down, ignoring begs of the fan girls who just finished tearing their heads off from each other.
"Sasuke-kun, please help me." One girl begged from him, grasping his arm, showing him her own version of the infamous puppy dog eyes, which actually made him cringe in disgust. "Help yourself." He said coldly and walked away.
He wasn't even taking his second step when the other girls, including Ino, whined and begged for him top stay. This simple action made his thin wire of self control to break. "Would you fucking stop it?" He broke as he turned around to face his fan girls who now had tears in their eyes. "You all irritate me, annoying sluts." He said as he turned again and that, walked away.
Uchiha Sasuke indeed had enough.
She sighed as she walked through the long hallway of lockers in the ground floor, cursing each and every fan boys who ruined her morning. "Damn stupid fan boys." She cursed under her breath, as she opened her locker and dumped in her non usable materials for that morning and would implement in the afternoon.
"Shit!" She muttered when she looked at her pink wrist watch, seeing the time. "I'm late!" She immediately walked faster than usual, for her skirt not to fly upwards again by a mere millimeter, which would make her fan boys crazy.
In case you've noticed, even though she's pretty and intelligent, her mouth curses a lot. But then of course that would only implement in school, but while at home, she's a fallen angel to her parents.
"Damned student council meetings, held every morning!" She yet again cursed and hurried to her room destination, not much noticing the man the popped out of nowhere and collided with her, making her fall to her rear.
"ITAI! Watch it!" She said as she glared at the person who bumped with her. "Oh Sasuke, it's just you." She said and muttered a quick apology after taking his outstretched hand, helping her up to her feet. "Thanks." She said again. He nodded his response and continued to God knows where. "See you in class." She said as she waved a hand at him and continued her way to the student council room.
Sasuke looked back to where she headed and smirked. 'She could be a perfect cover up.' He thought as he glanced down to where she sat earlier and saw a small, black tote bag. Curious, her picked it up and checked the contents and smirked after her discovered what it was. He again tied it and tossed it up and down with one hand, glancing back to where she headed.
"You'll be able to get this later." He smirked again and walked away to the directions of the classrooms.
"As we all know, this side of the triangle is similar to this side of the other triangle." The geometry teacher, Kurenai discussed as she browsed her book on where she based her example.
Sakura sat in her chair, inattentive on what the teacher was discussing. But, she just continued to search frantically inside her bags and her pockets for something that was really important for that day.
"And this angle is congruent to this angle." She said as she pointed the two angles in the figure. "So basically, the remaining side is also similar to the other, making a conclusion of the SAS similarity theorem." Kurenai explained.
Sasuke, seeing her panic when she couldn't find the thing she was looking for in her pocket and bag, smirked and took out the black tote bag from his pocket, but hid it under his thick geometry book.
Tearing a piece of paper from his graph notebook, he scribbled something in it, folds and threw it to Sakura's table, unseen by the teacher who glances their way but seen by Sakura, who took it. "Sakura," Kurenai called after seeing Sakura hold out a piece of paper. Immediately, Sakura stood up, not wanting her conduct grade to drop. "What is the meaning of SAS similarity theorem?" Kurenai asked as she went back to the platform in front and started to write the name of the theorem.
"The SAS similarity theorem, in simpler terms, is when the two sides of a triangle are proportional to the corresponding parts of the other triangle and their respective angles included are congruent, thus triangles are similar." She explained casually, earning a round of oh's and ah's from her fan boys.
She rolled her eyes when she sat down. "Very well explained, Ms. Haruno, very good. Mr. Kinomoto, what is the SSS similarity theorem?" Kurenai continued to interrogate her students. "Damn fan boys." Sakura muttered again under her breath and opened the note that was sent by her seatmate.
Sakura,
I presume you're looking for a small, black tote bag.
Sakura paused reading, her head snapped up to him, looking suspiciously at him.
If you must know, I have it.
Sakura's eyes widened abruptly, which was not missed by Sasuke's sharp eye.
And I saw what's inside. If you want it back, meet me in the very last cherry blossom tree this coming break time, or else, I'll tell everybody about this. We'll talk about something.
Sasuke
After reading the whole note, Sakura's eyes widened and snapped her head back at Sasuke again. Sasuke looked back at her and saw her intent glare. Amusing her a bit, he took out the tote bag from behind his geometry book and raised it a bit for her to see that he wasn't joking.
Sakura pursed her lips together, trying the urge to scream her lungs out. Breathing hard, she calmed herself and looked at her wrist watch, seeing that it was only three minutes left before their break time. She sighed in relief but still felt jitty when her green eyes glanced a bit to her left where her tote bag was, saying hi to her.
After a few minutes, the bell finally rang, making the students blast out of the room. Sakura kept her things slowly, observing what Sasuke would do with her tote. As soon as she was done, Sasuke stood up as well and stepped out of the classroom, leaving Sakura behind.
She immediately ran out the classroom, trying hard to chase the Uchiha, but alas! She didn't find him. 'He's too fast.' She thought as she quickly made her way towards the lockers and dumped her things in and collecting the ones for their next subject.
She made her way out to the cherry blossom grove, where a lot of Sakura trees were planted, giving the students shade when doing stuffs. She walked in a fast pace towards the last cherry blossom tree and saw none other than Uchiha Sasuke, waiting for her, looking desperate.
Looking around, she saw a numerous number of his fan girls, giving him flirtatious looks but him, returning it with a scowl. She walked up to him and made her presence known. Immediately seeing her, he pulled her into a hug and whispered something in her ear when she tried to pry off, muttering curses under her breath.
"Don't." He whispered to her ear and buried his face to her hair, nuzzling in it afterwards. Too shocked by his sudden actions, Sakura was curious by this. "Why?" Simple words must be answered by the same simple words. "Here." He said and breaking their intimated hug, the hug that made his fan girls, who were giving him a flirtatious look, and her fan boys, who were spying on her after seeing her skirt fly upwards again by now 2 millimeters, faint.
She felt something poke in her stomach and looked down to see her black tote bag, being handed back by him. "You let me go here just to give back my tote? You should've done that in the classroom earlier." She said as she accepted the bag and thanked him afterwards.
"I want to talk to you about something." He said and gave her enough space, after seeing their fans faint. "About what?" Sakura asked as she sat down when he offered her to. Feeling comfortable with the space between them, they settled down. "About our fans." Sakura raised her brow upon hearing this.
"I know that you have a fan club, as well as me," He said as she nodded surely. "And I'd had enough of them this morning." He explained which made Sakura's eyes widen. "You snapped too?" She asked, not believing on where this was going. Sasuke nodded. "So we have the same experiences today." She giggled a bit, letting Sasuke continue on what he was saying.
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Sasuke asked out of the blue. Sakura stared at him with wide eyes. "I don't have. Okaa-san would get mad if I have." She said as she raised both of her hands in front of her chest, giving a sign of 'no thanks'.
"I'm not saying that you have one, I'm just asking if you have one." Sasuke sighed but then continued. "But before I break it to you, are you sure you want to help me out with this? It's for our fans to be driven away." He said as he eyed the pink haired girl who had her chin rested on hr palm.
"Sure, if that's the only way to drive them away, why not?" She said as she combed the ends of her long hair, tossing it back and looked at him. "I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend." He said too casually like it was just a joke or something. But heck! This was a serious situation!
This left Sakura stunned. "And I'll pretend to be your boyfriend. We'll pretend to be couples." He said as he looked at her. Snapping back to reality, she pondered with his words for a few minutes. 'Am I going to do it? It's for the fan boys to be driven away. So maybe I must do it. Nobody would get hurt if I do agree with him.' Sakura thought and thought and thought.
Feeling a bit hopeless, Sasuke sighed and stood up. "Well, if you don't like, then, it's okay." He said disappointment evident in his tone. His plan was futile and didn't work so he started to walk away, and trying hard not to glare at the girls who had gained consciousness and started to drool over him again.
Snapping back to reality, she realized that Sasuke wasn't there anymore in his original seat, but was already walking away. She gathered her things and ran after him, ignoring her fan boys who looked beneath her skirt. Gaining to him, she plunged towards him and collided with his back, hugging him from behind.
"It's a deal."
A/N: I know it's cracked in the end starting when the two bumped to each other that morning and the sudden OOC of Sasuke. I know. But in the next chapter, it would be more fun, more action and more SasuSaku fluff!
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