Me: Hey guys! ^_^
Gohan: Why do you always assume that they're all guys?
Me: -_- That means PEOPLE, you dumbass! * knocks Gohan out with a block of cheese * Anyway, this story's basically one of those "normal person gets sucked into the DBZ world" type things, but I try to twist it around as best I can. Anyway, the DBZ part of this starts sometime during the year between Namek's explosion and Mirai Trunks's appearance for the first time. Oh! I might get some things wrong about the Android and Cell sagas for the simple fact that I've never actually seen them. I have references from the story mode of DBZ Budokai and some manga books and I already know a lot of it, though. Either way, I'm probably just gonna skip over a lot of the minor stuff or change it or something.
Trunks: Jess doesn't own DBZ or anything. She DOES own the "Fork of Supreme Pokeyness", though, and YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!
Me: I also own my character, and the other peoples own themselves. Trunks just didn't mention that cause HE'S STUPID!!!
Trunks: Hey! _
Me: ^_^ Anyway, here's the story..
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I stared into the cerulean colored sky as my hair rustled in the wind. The words to Saliva's Weight of the World replayed over and over through my mind as I paced up the steps into my house. It was any normal Friday afternoon. The hell that some call school had already passed. I was relieved when I thought of how it was close to the end of May and vacation would be here in about a week and a half.
I threw my backpack onto the floor of my room. I then grabbed the remote for the TV and flipped through the channels. I noticed DBZ was on, and I started watching it. It was one of the episodes from the Buu saga that I had probably seen a thousand times, but I watched it anyway. About halfway through the episode, my phone rang and I answered it. It was my friend Krystal, and she invited me over to stay the night, like she usually did on Fridays.
"See ya in a couple," I said and hung up the phone.
I turned off the tv, dumped everything out of my backpack, and started getting stuff. I put on my large black t-shirt with "REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS" across the front in red letters, my dark blue cargo pants, and my black tennis shoes. I threw my black DBZ t-shirt and my blue-camo pj pants into my backpack. I also stuffed in things like makeup, money, my cd's, my cd player, and my sword necklace. After suddenly remembering, I grabbed my sword and dagger as well. I put my dagger in my backpack, while I put the sword's sheath strap across my chest and hid it under my backpack.
When I was done getting ready, I looked outside and noticed it was dark. I walked downstairs and told my mom, dad, and 6 year old sister, Beth, I was going. Then, I walked outside and headed down the street. I was bored so I decided to take the long way, which lead through the park, some woods, and a weird valley thing.
I crossed the bridge and football field, and eventually made my way to the park. I had a slight bit of disorientation, but I shook it off as nothing. Then, I started into the woods. As I continued, my vision started to blur and my disorientation became much worse.
"What the hell is going on!" I said in frustration.
I eventually decided to hurry up and get to Krystal's before I passed out. I took off running as hard as I could and whatever was wrong with me was getting worse every second. I had totally lost my sight by now and I ran blindly through the darkness. I was surprised I hadn't hit a tree, but the thought quickly left my mind as my feet came from under me at a steep incline. I tumbled end over end to the bottom of the hill, and, when I finally reached the bottom, my body was thrown back and my head smacked hard into a boulder. I then fell to the ground and just lie there until I lost complete consciousness.
Gohan: Why do you always assume that they're all guys?
Me: -_- That means PEOPLE, you dumbass! * knocks Gohan out with a block of cheese * Anyway, this story's basically one of those "normal person gets sucked into the DBZ world" type things, but I try to twist it around as best I can. Anyway, the DBZ part of this starts sometime during the year between Namek's explosion and Mirai Trunks's appearance for the first time. Oh! I might get some things wrong about the Android and Cell sagas for the simple fact that I've never actually seen them. I have references from the story mode of DBZ Budokai and some manga books and I already know a lot of it, though. Either way, I'm probably just gonna skip over a lot of the minor stuff or change it or something.
Trunks: Jess doesn't own DBZ or anything. She DOES own the "Fork of Supreme Pokeyness", though, and YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!
Me: I also own my character, and the other peoples own themselves. Trunks just didn't mention that cause HE'S STUPID!!!
Trunks: Hey! _
Me: ^_^ Anyway, here's the story..
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I stared into the cerulean colored sky as my hair rustled in the wind. The words to Saliva's Weight of the World replayed over and over through my mind as I paced up the steps into my house. It was any normal Friday afternoon. The hell that some call school had already passed. I was relieved when I thought of how it was close to the end of May and vacation would be here in about a week and a half.
I threw my backpack onto the floor of my room. I then grabbed the remote for the TV and flipped through the channels. I noticed DBZ was on, and I started watching it. It was one of the episodes from the Buu saga that I had probably seen a thousand times, but I watched it anyway. About halfway through the episode, my phone rang and I answered it. It was my friend Krystal, and she invited me over to stay the night, like she usually did on Fridays.
"See ya in a couple," I said and hung up the phone.
I turned off the tv, dumped everything out of my backpack, and started getting stuff. I put on my large black t-shirt with "REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS" across the front in red letters, my dark blue cargo pants, and my black tennis shoes. I threw my black DBZ t-shirt and my blue-camo pj pants into my backpack. I also stuffed in things like makeup, money, my cd's, my cd player, and my sword necklace. After suddenly remembering, I grabbed my sword and dagger as well. I put my dagger in my backpack, while I put the sword's sheath strap across my chest and hid it under my backpack.
When I was done getting ready, I looked outside and noticed it was dark. I walked downstairs and told my mom, dad, and 6 year old sister, Beth, I was going. Then, I walked outside and headed down the street. I was bored so I decided to take the long way, which lead through the park, some woods, and a weird valley thing.
I crossed the bridge and football field, and eventually made my way to the park. I had a slight bit of disorientation, but I shook it off as nothing. Then, I started into the woods. As I continued, my vision started to blur and my disorientation became much worse.
"What the hell is going on!" I said in frustration.
I eventually decided to hurry up and get to Krystal's before I passed out. I took off running as hard as I could and whatever was wrong with me was getting worse every second. I had totally lost my sight by now and I ran blindly through the darkness. I was surprised I hadn't hit a tree, but the thought quickly left my mind as my feet came from under me at a steep incline. I tumbled end over end to the bottom of the hill, and, when I finally reached the bottom, my body was thrown back and my head smacked hard into a boulder. I then fell to the ground and just lie there until I lost complete consciousness.