Know Your Stars: Animal Crossing!
Mog Anarchy
Tom Nook
Tom Nook, he's so poor, he can only afford to wear an apron.
"Hey! I like to feel the breeze between my knees!"
Tom Nook, he likes to look up Kiki's skirt.
"Hey, that whore stole my thong."
Tom Nook, he wears girl's underwear.
"Oh please, can't I just keep the padded Wonderbra?"
Tom Nook, he has man boobs.
"But, but… It's the marshmallows, those damn sugary sweet bastards!"
Tom Nook, he blames his flab on the innocent food that he eats.
"That burger ASKED me to eat it, I swear!"
Tom Nook, his best friend is a hotdog.
"I call him Weiner."
Now you know Tom Nook; the hobo, skirt-looker-upper, transvestite, food talker-to-er, wanker, crack addict!
"You didn't mention the crack!"
I didn't need to.