Turn Back O Man

By Kaede Nakamura

Disclaimer: Don't own Super Smash Brothers Melee. Warning: YURI!!!! Also Jigglyness.

Samus sighed as she opened the door to find love letters pouring in. Of all the Super Smash Brothers, only five of them were girls. Samus, Peach, Nana, Zelda, and Jigglypuff. And most of the guys wanted Samus, Peach, or both.

Samus thought this had gone too far. Peach agreed. How would they get the boys off their backs?

Samus suggested a tournament but discarded that idea because a) the boys would cheat and b) the fights would most definitely get brutal.

Then Peach suggested something…rather interesting.

"How about we pretend to be lesbians so the boys will get off our backs?"

If, in theory, Samus and Peach were lovers, the boys would creep far away or think it was sooooo cute that two girls were together.

The two girls agreed. Little did Samus know that Peach liked her.

And little did Peach know that Samus liked her.

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Peach grabbed her tray and sat down at a table. Roy, Link, Pichu, and Mr. Game and Watch already were there.

"Hiii, Peach," Roy and Link said. Pichu and Game and Watch, who had no love life whatsoever, murmured a "hi" to the princess before resuming their food fight.

Samus sat down next to Peach. "Hi, sweetie," she said, kissing Peach on the forehead. All four boys went wide-eyed. Peach laid her head on Samus's shoulder. Roy spat out his soda.

"Are…are you two going out?" Link asked apprehensively.

Peach smiled as she nodded against Samus's shoulder. Roy and Link paled and walked away, making some excuse to leave.

Pichu and Game and Watch began whispering (very loudly, I might add) "Kiss, kiss, kiss!"

Samus shook her head at the boys' enthusiasm and went to kiss Peach on the forehead. Peach tilted her head at just the right moment, so when Samus kissed her, it was on the lips.

The boys whooped it up as the surprise kiss activated a tongue in other's mouth.

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After that event, Samus and Peach needed to talk. They went to one place that no one would think that either one of them were at: the library.

"So."

"So."

"Um…"

"Well…"

"Where…did you learn to kiss like that?"

Samus shrugged. "Don't know. Guess I'm a natural."

Peach became very interested in her hands. Samus concentrated on a picture on the wall.

"I liked it!" Peach said, unusually loud.

A half naked Ness opened the door to the computer lab he was in. "Can it! This is a library!" and slammed the door. Behind the door, they heard Jigglypuff go, "Oh, Ness!"

Peach and Samus looked at each other and bust out laughing. That eased up the tension between each other and they found themselves in the other's arms.

They stared at each other for a few minutes. Then Samus tilted Peaches head up and they kissed again.

At first it was a soft kiss, like butterfly wings against your lips. Then it got more passionate until it felt like they were surrounded by fire.

Mewtwo teleported next to them, grabbed a book, said, "Get a room", and teleported out.

Peach and Samus broke apart. Peach said, "Want to get Ness's room?"

"Sure."

Hand in hand, Samus and Peach walked into the computer lab, thoroughly pissing Jigglypuff and Ness off.