a/n: Okay first off I'm not a-mega-super-extreme-DBZ-fan, I'm just a poor
dub watcher, so I don't know what all that sama and jin suffixes mean. And
since my writing totally sucks, I am, and will forever be, open to ideas.
This came to me while I was trying stop a continuous writers block, well it
worked, but its not the story I was working on, and every one's OOC but
that's the way it was planned. Anyway DBZ and Invader ZIM don't belong to
me, if they did I would be very, very, very, very rich. And I'm not.
One over-rated, summer day Gohan went on a ride on his Flying Nimbus, when Videl flew by. *She* wanted to go shopping! So they flew to some big city with big houses, big stores, and big, unemployed groups of rabid, eccentric, circus beavers.
After nine shoe stores, twenty-five clothes stores, eighteen cosmetic stores, and three jewelry stores, Videl decided to go for a walk down the street with Gohan trailing behind with boxes and bags filled with hats, make up, ribbons, shoes, dresses, shirts, and other unnecessary ego enhancers.
suddenly.......
KABLOOIE!!!!
The local baby care center blew up and hundreds of drooling babies rained from the sky, splattering like old spaghetti on Wednesday after a spring shower in Checkoslovakia, . Out of the gore and darkened smoke, rolled a cherry chocolate bubble gum flavored pie yelling:
"I neeeeed tacos!"
After the pie came a "boy" with a green complexion and an Elvis-like "hair cut".
"G.I.R! Get back here! The humans will notice!"
Gohan and Videl looked at the small "boy" and asked him if there was anything wrong.
"No, I am a perfectly normal, everyday, worm-baby. I AM ZIM!"
While asking Gohan and Videl which way the talking pie went, he was tackled to the ground by another boy, the two scuffled on the ground for awhile, hitting, clawing, screaming, and pulling hair, until ZIM threw the other boy off him, only able to snarl "Dib!" along with some other incomprehensible stuff, before getting talked again by Dib once more.
Ignoring the smoke, rubble, and randomly splattered babies everywhere, Gohan and Videl did what any other conscience-sucking-up-people would do while watching a poor, helpless, mistreated, used, abused, little, green boy getting his ass kicked by a big headed, weird, ugly, strange, funny lookin', and overly stupid looking boy.
They helped.
Gohan kicked Dib in the stomach and Videl pulled his hair as ZIM watched in amusement while the big, unemployed groups of rabid, eccentric, circus beavers took the chocolate bubble gum flavored pie, formerly known as G.I.R, to the nearest kareoke.
a/n: I know this was pointless, stupid, and was totally not worth your time reading. If I get inspired I might make more chapters.
One over-rated, summer day Gohan went on a ride on his Flying Nimbus, when Videl flew by. *She* wanted to go shopping! So they flew to some big city with big houses, big stores, and big, unemployed groups of rabid, eccentric, circus beavers.
After nine shoe stores, twenty-five clothes stores, eighteen cosmetic stores, and three jewelry stores, Videl decided to go for a walk down the street with Gohan trailing behind with boxes and bags filled with hats, make up, ribbons, shoes, dresses, shirts, and other unnecessary ego enhancers.
suddenly.......
KABLOOIE!!!!
The local baby care center blew up and hundreds of drooling babies rained from the sky, splattering like old spaghetti on Wednesday after a spring shower in Checkoslovakia, . Out of the gore and darkened smoke, rolled a cherry chocolate bubble gum flavored pie yelling:
"I neeeeed tacos!"
After the pie came a "boy" with a green complexion and an Elvis-like "hair cut".
"G.I.R! Get back here! The humans will notice!"
Gohan and Videl looked at the small "boy" and asked him if there was anything wrong.
"No, I am a perfectly normal, everyday, worm-baby. I AM ZIM!"
While asking Gohan and Videl which way the talking pie went, he was tackled to the ground by another boy, the two scuffled on the ground for awhile, hitting, clawing, screaming, and pulling hair, until ZIM threw the other boy off him, only able to snarl "Dib!" along with some other incomprehensible stuff, before getting talked again by Dib once more.
Ignoring the smoke, rubble, and randomly splattered babies everywhere, Gohan and Videl did what any other conscience-sucking-up-people would do while watching a poor, helpless, mistreated, used, abused, little, green boy getting his ass kicked by a big headed, weird, ugly, strange, funny lookin', and overly stupid looking boy.
They helped.
Gohan kicked Dib in the stomach and Videl pulled his hair as ZIM watched in amusement while the big, unemployed groups of rabid, eccentric, circus beavers took the chocolate bubble gum flavored pie, formerly known as G.I.R, to the nearest kareoke.
a/n: I know this was pointless, stupid, and was totally not worth your time reading. If I get inspired I might make more chapters.