Being the bitter angry person Malfoy is he decided to finish his war with Harry Potter, the boy who lived to be a pain in his ass, and his little cronies. He devised an ingenious plan that could not fail. Or so he thought...
Disclaimer: I own none of this! Absolutely nothing!!!! Got the point yet, because I can reitterate that I OWN NOTHING FROM HARRY POTTER!!!! That's all...
SQUISH
Draco starred straight ahead as he sat at his desk. He wasn't listening, even though it looked like it when he wrote things down every now and then.
But really he was devising a plan.
A big plan.
A big evil plan.
A plan like no other he had ever concocted because is was so big and evil. And it might actually work, not that the other plans weren't meant to work, they just didn't. And they weren't as cool. Which must have been why they didn't work. Because it couldn't be because they were completely stupid of course.
It was the plan to end all plans...
But anyway...
If you could see his paper(which obviously you can't because it doesn't really exist) you would see scribles and diagrams randomly scattered across the page. They didn't make any sense, but that didn't count because if it made sense every one would know what this evil, big plan was, and that wouldn't be much fun would it?
After class he left and went to his room, still plotting, planning, and evilly scheming. Finnally he finished, sort of... He still had to research to figure out how exactly he would pull this off but he would. Because the author would make bad things happen if he didn't.
A few weeks later, after much researching and hard work... he went to attempt his evil genius big plan. He saw Harry Potter and his little fan club after potions one day. And the appropriate occasion for the plan arose. He concentrated very hard and magicly(of course) transformed into an elephant.
He looked at them while he was all tall like and such, and he stomped over and looked down at Ron as he cowered in fear.
Then he stepped on him.
Yeah, just like that.
He just stepped on him and squish went Ron.
But unfortunately it did not end quite that simply. For, as Rons wand hit the floor a great blast of light and magic(of course) spewed out across the hall way.
The light dissappeared and Draco, Harry, Ginny, Hermione, and other innocent people passing by seemed to have dissappeared with it.
But they didn't.
Oh no, because if they had my story would end now.
Instead, they were all alot smaller,
and longer
and furrier
and they were ferrets.
Draco, was an evil, white, glarring, bouncing ferret.
Harry was a black, angry, glarring, nonbouncing ferret.
Hermione was almost the same but brown, and fluffier coming to think about it.
Ginny was red, smaller and simmilar to Hermione and Harry.
Every one else had become random bitter angry ferrets.
Then, magicly(of course), Draco(for reasons unbeknownst to the others) became human again.
Harry squeaked something that could only be taken to be understood as something like "Why is Draco human again?" but remember we're only guessing.
"Because the author loves me best." Draco replied smugly. A hand appeared, that could only be assumed to belong to the author, came down and patted Draco on the head. Then he began to sing:
"I've got a lovely bunch of ferrets,
There they are all standing in a row.
Big ones, Small ones, ones the -OWWW!!!
What the hell was that for?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Malfoy now had a ferret attached to his leg.
Suddenly Filch appeared, got a cage and caged up the ferrets formerly known as Harry, Hermione, and Ginny. He carried them off and fed them to his cat.
24 hours later every one changed back to normal, including Harry, Hermione, and Ginny(who ended up making the cat explode because they grew back to full size).
They all lived miserably ever after, except for Draco, because he is the authors favorite, and the therapist who took all the other peoples cases, who made a fortune in therapy bills.
Filch, however was the worst case,he never quite recovered because he forever "saw" his dead cat, Ms Norris, and he was taken away in a straight jacket for "mental leave" or so every one was told.
Disclaimer: I own none of this! Absolutely nothing!!!! Got the point yet, because I can reitterate that I OWN NOTHING FROM HARRY POTTER!!!! That's all...
SQUISH
Draco starred straight ahead as he sat at his desk. He wasn't listening, even though it looked like it when he wrote things down every now and then.
But really he was devising a plan.
A big plan.
A big evil plan.
A plan like no other he had ever concocted because is was so big and evil. And it might actually work, not that the other plans weren't meant to work, they just didn't. And they weren't as cool. Which must have been why they didn't work. Because it couldn't be because they were completely stupid of course.
It was the plan to end all plans...
But anyway...
If you could see his paper(which obviously you can't because it doesn't really exist) you would see scribles and diagrams randomly scattered across the page. They didn't make any sense, but that didn't count because if it made sense every one would know what this evil, big plan was, and that wouldn't be much fun would it?
After class he left and went to his room, still plotting, planning, and evilly scheming. Finnally he finished, sort of... He still had to research to figure out how exactly he would pull this off but he would. Because the author would make bad things happen if he didn't.
A few weeks later, after much researching and hard work... he went to attempt his evil genius big plan. He saw Harry Potter and his little fan club after potions one day. And the appropriate occasion for the plan arose. He concentrated very hard and magicly(of course) transformed into an elephant.
He looked at them while he was all tall like and such, and he stomped over and looked down at Ron as he cowered in fear.
Then he stepped on him.
Yeah, just like that.
He just stepped on him and squish went Ron.
But unfortunately it did not end quite that simply. For, as Rons wand hit the floor a great blast of light and magic(of course) spewed out across the hall way.
The light dissappeared and Draco, Harry, Ginny, Hermione, and other innocent people passing by seemed to have dissappeared with it.
But they didn't.
Oh no, because if they had my story would end now.
Instead, they were all alot smaller,
and longer
and furrier
and they were ferrets.
Draco, was an evil, white, glarring, bouncing ferret.
Harry was a black, angry, glarring, nonbouncing ferret.
Hermione was almost the same but brown, and fluffier coming to think about it.
Ginny was red, smaller and simmilar to Hermione and Harry.
Every one else had become random bitter angry ferrets.
Then, magicly(of course), Draco(for reasons unbeknownst to the others) became human again.
Harry squeaked something that could only be taken to be understood as something like "Why is Draco human again?" but remember we're only guessing.
"Because the author loves me best." Draco replied smugly. A hand appeared, that could only be assumed to belong to the author, came down and patted Draco on the head. Then he began to sing:
"I've got a lovely bunch of ferrets,
There they are all standing in a row.
Big ones, Small ones, ones the -OWWW!!!
What the hell was that for?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Malfoy now had a ferret attached to his leg.
Suddenly Filch appeared, got a cage and caged up the ferrets formerly known as Harry, Hermione, and Ginny. He carried them off and fed them to his cat.
24 hours later every one changed back to normal, including Harry, Hermione, and Ginny(who ended up making the cat explode because they grew back to full size).
They all lived miserably ever after, except for Draco, because he is the authors favorite, and the therapist who took all the other peoples cases, who made a fortune in therapy bills.
Filch, however was the worst case,he never quite recovered because he forever "saw" his dead cat, Ms Norris, and he was taken away in a straight jacket for "mental leave" or so every one was told.