Everyone wondered...
What's it like with a fat destroyer?
DAY ONE of LORD CHAMPA'S diet.
Champa was eating food as usual. I, Vados will have to help him with his diet. It's a very hard thing to do.
"My lord," I said to him once, "Wouldn't you take those sweets and foodstuffs UNDER moderation?" Of course, he would always yell, "SHUT UP!" Ugh. I bopped him on the head, and said, "Put those down, Champa."
"What do you know?!" He snapped right back at me. "All I know," I began, "is that you are getting fatter and fatter every second." He twitched. I continued. "You need to be more fit. Like your twin Beeru—"
"DON'T COMPARE ME WITH HIM!" He yelled at me. "But it's the only way to be stronger." I smiled.
"Fineeeeee!" He said with a lazy tone. "Now, let's start with a... Treadmill." It was a weird thing. What are treadmills? Treadmills.. They are things that exercise people. Good for Champa.
I placed him on the treadmill. It started slow. Then I took it up a notch. He started sweating already. "Your too fat." I said. "Oh well." I made more faster. "Hey! Stop that!" He snapped. "Pass me a soda!" Instead I gave him water. Hopefully he isn't mad.
"WHAT IS THIS FILTH?!" He angerly asked.
"It's water."
"I asked for a soda. Not disgusting WATER!"
"Calm down, your on a diet."
He kept treading.
He finally lose 9 lbs. 191 more to go.