Full summary: Being so mean is hard on the concience, so there must be a way to relieve yourself of such guilt. Massie found her way. By writing guides to post on her blog, so she can give back to all of the LBRs she slammed.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, usernames, or Massie's phrases. So don't sue me.

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Massie's Guide to Popularity

by OCD's Queen Bee

Hey, everybody! Thanks for visiting my blog! It's Massie here, ready to give back to the world! How? By making a new guide for all of you losers out there that don't have a clue! Aren't I just too awesome? That's what I thought. Now let's get started before Alicia's driver gets here to take us to the mall. Right, Alicia?

So here are a few of the most important or completely random (depends on what I can come up with) tips. If you follow them correctly, it shouldn't be long before you're at least a b-lister.

Tip #1

Never wear a knockoff. I'm really sorry (not), but I don't care how poor you are. It's an unexcusable offence to fashion. Wear a fake, drive the stake! Through your heart, I mean. I know it's cheesy, but there has to be some sort of punishment. Look at Kristen! She's poor, but she never wears knockoffs. Ah-bviously, seeing as she's one of moi's best friends! If you really feel the need to be fake and cheap, go ahead. I do warn you though, you'll end up in The Reject Pile faster than a hummingbird flies. Just to let you know.

Tip #2

I don't care what people say, friends don't backstab each other for any reason at all. Of course, you can still frontstab LBRs and EWs. That's a given.

Tip #3

Be a trendsetter. Find something totally cute, but it must also be totally never thought of before. If your inner group eats it up like sugar-free chocolate cake, chances are that so will your considerably larger audience. Trendsetting is what makes a girl popular to begin with because it makes you known to the world. Even if the actual trend only lasts for a few days, you'll last much longer. Take it from a pro.

Tip #4

Never wear the same outfit twice in one month. That is known as a repeat offence. If you don't have enough clothes to make a seperate outfit every day, just try and use your old clothes in new ways. It worked for me, and it will work for you too. Claire was once one of those repeat offenders, and judging by how well she's doing now, she doesn't want to be one again.

Tip #5

No Burberry or Uggs! Can you say yuck!

Tip #7

Never try to steal another girl's boyfriend. That is completely unexcusable. Think it will make you an instant star? Try instant slut.

Tip #8

There is no way you will ever go over The Pretty Committee. This guide is to get you started, not to help you take over. Try and I'll crush you. That's all I'll say on that subject.

Like my guide? Post a review. Sorry, my comments are only open to friends, but reviews are open to everyone. They're sort of the same thing, but comments are cooler.

Comments

MASSIEKUR: WHAT DO U THINK? 2 COOL?

HOLAGURRL: TOTALLY! BTW, SHOPPING IS OFF UNTIL 2MORROW. DR. APPOINTMENT! SOOO SORRY!

SHORTS4LIFE: LOVE YA, BABE! I THINK UR GUIDE IS GR8. UR SO NICE!

SEXYSPORTSCHICK: AWESOME GUIDE, MASSIE! UR SO COOL!

BIGREDHEAD: I WISH U HAD A GUIDE 2 DIETS! AM FATTER THAN SANTA! BUT GR8 WORK!

CLAIREBEAR: NICE GUIDE! LOL. NICE SARCASM UR SO NICE 4 CALLING THEM LOSERS! END NICE SARCASM

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Lily