Hey, you may recognize these first 2 chapters from Hetalia Adventures, but just the first two. These two chapters are just for background for people who haven't read HA.(Though later chapters will contain references to events that happened in HA)

"Alright, we are going to prank our little bros so hard, that-" North Carolina started to say.

"Wait, I thought South Carolina was the older one," North Dakota commented. North Dakota was about 12 years old and wore some spiffy(as spiffy as you can get in freaking overalls) overalls, and was popping sunflower seeds in her mouth every now and then. Her dirty blonde hair was dirty(lolpuns), and hung in a low ponytail down past her neck.

"WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT? I'M THE OLDER ONE!" NC said(read yelled)

"Maybe because he decided to beat up Britain like a year before you did."

"...I thought you were my friend."

"What ever! Let's just come up with a good prank!"

"Let's-" NC started to say AGAIN.

"We are NOT tarring their heels."

"Well, I'm out of ideas."

"We are going to prank those sissies so hard!" South Carolina said. The NC lookalike lacked the hair also known as the Outer Banks, but made up for it with his eagerness to declare independence. He was also a good 5 maybe 6 inches shorter than his sister.

"If we could come up with a good prank," South Dakota responded. He looked like his older twin, but had a big-ass hat that rivaled even Texas'.

"Shut up! Just think harder!"

"Quick question."

"What is it?"

"How do I think?"

"YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST YANKEE I HAVE EVER SEEN, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE COOL SINCE YOU HAVE SOUTH IN YOUR NAME, BUT OH MY GOD ARE YOU DUMB!"

They began to fight until NC and ND, who were out of ideas, walked past the room, heard the commotion, and opened the door. Laughing, they came up with an idea on the spot, and locked the door. It was one of those awesome doors that lock from the outside, and it was commonly used by America to get states to "calm the fuck down before someone comes over and sees how you idiots are." The two states slipped a note under the door saying

Cardinals are red
Wild Prairie Roses are pink
You may ask how we found you
We just followed your stink

Signed,
The North Southern State
The North Northern State

P.S. Roanoke wants me to smack/hit/kick/kill you.
P.P.S. He was hiding in a fucking TREE.