This is just a quick drabble to show my girlfriend how fast I write. :P Also, I don't own freakin' anything.


Link smiled as he watched his ebony haired love climb off the horse, sweat glistening on her forehead.

"Ha! I told you Razor could run the track faster than Epona could! This is the part where I win the bet, yeah?"

"Maybe, or maybe you and Razor have to race us home!"

Link laughed as he leapt up onto his steed and spurred her into a fast gallop.

Ashei sighed as she climbed back up on her horse.

"He's lucky you were conditioned in Snowpeak."

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When they arrived back at their home, Link was trailing slightly behind, much to his dismay.

"Alright. fine, you double win. I'll cook dinner."

Ashei smiled triumphantly.

"Yes! I finally get to relax."

Link looked at her incredulously.

"Excuse me, princess. Who does the dishes? And the laundry? AND keeps the grounds maintained?"

"You do, Link. But I hunt, and I take care of the horses. AND cook."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

"Don't take my word."

"Whatever. What do you want to eat?"

"We have cuccos out back."

Link shuddered involuntarily.

"Al... Alright. I'll go get one..."

-Five minutes later-

The sound of a crash, and then many, many squawking cuccos filled the air. Then, a woman's screaming.

"Ashei! They're after me!" Link screamed as he rushed by the soldier.

He had several small cuts on his arms, and a couple of deep ones in places that he would regret not wearing armor over later.

Ashei just laughed as she sauntered after him.

"Sometimes, catching dinner is the best part.


So yeah. This was literally just typed up in like half an hour to show off to my girlfriend, but I kinda like it. :) It's a lot of OOc on Ashei's part, but I wrote the story, you don't have to like it. I hope you do though. :)

I almost signed my old salutation here, but I changed my username, and it means peace, so I'll just sign it.

X-Ataraxia-X, OUT!