Trebec:Hello and welcome to Star Wars Jeopardy. After the break we have Jar-Jar Binks with -900, Anakin Skywalker with -300, and jedi master Yoda with 0 points.
Yoda: Hey Trebec! Screwed your mother I did. Yeeees Hee hee hee.
Trebec: Tame me away now God! Anyway, with that said, let's look at the categories.
The screen lights up.
Trebec:"POTENT POTABLES". "TELL ME YOUR NAME" which is where all you need to do is say your name. "ORGANISMS", "GUNGANS NAMED JAR-JAR", and "FAMOUS JEDI KNIGHTS". Let's begin! Yoda has control of the board so choose a category.
Yoda: "TELL ME YOUR NAME" I'll pick. Yeees.
Trebec: Okay, and the question is "This is your name". Somebody just say their name!
Jar-Jar: Oh oh! meesa know dis! What is...what is... Oh no! Meesa forget!
The buzzer goes off
Trebec: Oh my God. Are you gungan or retarded? Come on! Somebody must know this one!
Anakin: One day i shall be the greatest of all jedi!
Trebec: No shit! You become Darth Vader!
Anakin: Silence! I shall kill you all!
Jar-Jar: Stop dat! You scaring meesa Annie!
Trebec: I'd have you kill him right now but that would be asking too much.
Yoda: Get on with the show we must. Hee hee hee.
Trebec: For once I agree with you. And next...my mother is a whore! Dammit Yoda! I told you not to use any more jedi mind tricks. Can you please pick a category?
Yoda runs over to the board and scribbles on the word "ORGANISMS". He walks back to his podium. The category now reads "ORGANISMS
Yoda: "ORGASMS" I'll pick. Hee hee hee.
Trebec: Very funny. That's organisms not orgasms.
Yoda: reminds me of your mother last night that does. Yeeees.
Trebec: You know what? Let's just go to Final jeopardy! They don't pay me enough republic credits anyway. The Final Jeopardy question is "things that make you laugh". This is easy. Just say what makes you laugh. Someone has to get an answer right eventually.
The Jeopardy music plays and the contestants write their answers. When the music ends they all look up.
Trebec: Let's see you ranswers. Jar-Jar said...nothing. You couldn't think of anything that makes you laugh?
Jar-Jar: Meesa so mad! Meesa get hard question!
Anakin: I can't stand this foolishness anymore!
He pulls out his lightsaber and kills Jar-Jar with it. Anakin bursts into laughter.
Trebec: Thank God he's gone. If you ask me Lucas should have killed him off a long time ago. Let's see the rest of the answers. Anakin, you said...killing Jar-Jar Binks. Oh my God! Someone actually got a correct answer. Is this on film? Your wager is...-400? You wagered a negative number? And our galaxy has gone to hell.
Yoda begins to chuckle. Trebec walks over to his podium.
Trebec: I'm afraid to see what your answer is. You said...that looks like a picture of a tusken raider. Judging by your laughter they do make you laugh. I can't believe we have two correct answers! And you wagered...I should have known; that's a tusken raider butt raiping me. very funny. Forget this stupid show! I quit! Take the damn money!
Trebec walks off the stage and the music plays.
The End...until our next episode.