"Dave!" Dirk yelled from across the apartment, beginning to walk across to where Dave was drawing his latest comic.
"Sup, bro?" Dave half-mumbled in reply.
"I have a sick new anime for you to watch."
"Great. Another Sailor Moon ripoff for you to show me." Dirk doesn't just watch anime. He watches MAGICAL GIRL anime.
"But it's a quality Sailor Moon ripoff," he replied with a smug look on his face.
"Fine," Dave reluctantly agreed. "But don't expect me to not to make fun of it."
"It's called Pretty Cure," Dirk said as he pulled up the video.
"What is this, a reality show about plastic surgeons or something?" Dave snorted.
"Just shut up and watch," he said, exasperated.
Dirk handed Dave his headphones and played the first episode, Dave mumbling profanities at his bro the entire time. Needless to say, the younger Strider's face was that of disgust and disappointment the entire time. Dirk hovering over him the entire time certainly didn't help matters. Once the credits rolled, Dave turned to glare at his bro, neglecting to take off his sunglasses.
"What was that? I can hardly even call that a Sailor Moon ripoff. I've honestly seen better episodes of Dora the Explorer."
"Okay, not every anime is a Sailor Moon ripoff," Dirk desperately tried to defend Pretty Cure. "Like would you say, uh, Pokemon is a ripoff?"
"Does Pokemon even count as an anime?"
"Um, obviously, it was made in Japan."
"Bro, 4kids dubbed it. It doesn't count."
"Enough said." Dirk waved his hand dismissively and meandered out of the room. Rolling his eyes, Dave turned back to his computer. John would absolutely love this shit. The thought came to mind and before he knew it Pesterchum was open. John was online, good.
turntechGodhead (TG) began pestering ectoBiologist (EB) at 10:59 a.m.
TG: look at this crap
TG: watch?v=Nyz5U09nUjA
EB: haha, oh my god.
EB: who showed that to you?
TG: who do you think
EB: oh yeah, i remember you said.
EB: he watches magical girl anime, right?
TG: unfortunately yes
EB: haha, oh man. karkat's gotta see this!
ectoBiologist (EB) ceased being pestered by turntechGodhead (TG) at 11:34 a.m.
ectoBiologist (EB) started pestering carcinoGeneticist (CG) at 11:40 a.m.
EB: you have to see this work of art.
EB: watch?v=Nyz5U09nUjA
CG: WHAT AM I WATCHING HERE?
EB: just watch it!
CG: FINE
CG: AUUGGGGHHHH WHAT IS THAT?
CG: ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT ME, YOU SACK OF SHIT?
CG: QUIT ACTING LIKE A GRANOLA BAR.
EB: ...a...granola bar?
CG: YES, A GRANOLA BAR.
CG: I'M SHOWING THIS TO SOLLUX AND TEREZI.
EB: ok, suit yourself.
ectoBiologist (EB) stopped pestering carcinoGeneticist (CG) at 12:07 p.m.
carcinoGeneticist (CG) started trolling twinArmegeddons (TA) at 12:12 p.m.
CG: HEY ASSHOLE
CG: WATCH THIS
CG: watch?v=Nyz5U09nUjA
TA: iit2 not half bad actually
CG: WHAT DID YOU WATCH?
CG: MUST HAVE BEEN THE WRONG VIDEO
TA: futarii wa pretty cure?
CG: OH
CG: I NOW QUESTION YOUR SANITY
TA: kk, block me agaiin and ii 2wear two god-
carcinoGeneticist (CG) blocked twinArmegeddons (TA) at 12:40 p.m.
TA: dammiit
carcinoGeneticist (CG) started trolling gallowsCalibrator (GC) at 12:42 p.m.
CG: WATCH THIS
CG: IT'S SO BAD IT'S GOOD
watch?v=Nyz5U09nUjA
GC: WH4TS TH1S?
GC: TH3 COLORS T4ST3 GOOD
CG: WERE YOU LICKING YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN AGAIN?
GC: HOW 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO US3 TH3 COMPUT3R?
GC: WHO SHOW3D YOU TH1S?
CG: WHO CARES?
GC: WH4T3V3R
GC: 1M SHOW1NG TH1S TO VR1SK4
CG: SPIDERBITCH? SERIOUSLY?
gallowsCalibrator (GC) stopped being trolled by carcinoGeneticist (CG) at 1:09 p.m.
gallowsCalibrator (GC) started trolling arachnidsGrip (AG) at 1:13 p.m.
GC: YOU SHOULD W4TCH TH1S, TH3 COLORS T4ST3 WOND3RFUL
GC: watch?v=Nyz5U09nUjA
AG: Were you licking the screen again?
GC: IRR3L3V4NT!
GC: W4TCH TH3 V1D3O
AG: Okay ::::)
GC: D1D YOU W4TCH 1T Y3T?
AG: I'm honestly not sure how you survived that.
AG: I 8arely survived, 8ut here I am!
GC: :/
gallowsCalibrator (GC) stopped trolling arachnidsGrip (AG) at 1:45 p.m.
arachnidsGrip (AG) started trolling adiosToreador at 1:51 p.m.
AG: Hey Toreadork!
AG: Watch this
AG: watch?v=Nyz5U09nUjA
AT: i DON'T REALLY WANT TO,,,
AG: Do it
AT: wHY ME,,,
AG: Come on Toreadum8ass! Don't 8e a wimp!
AT: uHH,,,oK i GUESS
AT: tHIS IS AMAZING
AG: What
AT: a LEGENDARY SHOW
AT: iLL BE SURE TO,,,uHH,,,sHOW THIS TO jADE
AG: Wow Tavros...
AG: You know wh8t, I'm not even going to start.
AG: Go show it to your little flushcrush ::::)
arachnidsGrip (AG) stopped trolling adiosToreador at 2:17 p.m.
adiosToreador started trolling gardenGnostic (GG) at 2:26 p.m.
AT: lOOK AT THIS
AT: iTS,,,rEALLY GOOD
AT: watch?v=Nyz5U09nUjA
GG: oh yeah, pretty cure!
GG: i havent seen that in ages!
AT: wAIT,,,
AT: yOUVE SEEN THIS BEFORE,
GG: yup! i still watch it actually!
GG: who showed you this?
GG: rose will want to see this
gardenGnostic (GG) stopped being trolled by adiosToreador at 2:50 p.m.
gardenGnostic (GG) started pestering tentacleTherapist (TT)
GG: have i showed you this?
GG: watch?v=Nyz5U09nUjA
TT: I don't believe you have.
TT: But I have to say it was rather deplorable.
TT: Substandard at the least.
GG: aw, come on rose!
GG: dont be like that!
GG: oh well
GG: ill talk to you later! :)
gardenGnostic (GG) stopped pestering tentacleTherapist (TT) at 3:16 p.m.
Several uneventful hours passed. Soon the need for sleep grew stronger, and they retired to their beds and recuperacoons. They went to bed, not knowing of the immense trouble Dave had placed them in. Meanwhile, in another timeline...
Next Upd8: We're shooting for 5/13!
Dahlinks and Gentlenons~
So, this is the first chapter of Prettystuck! I know Homestuck and Pretty Cure is an odd combo, but they were meant to be together so deal with it. We'll try to upd8 every Wednesday (unless something comes up, like next week). I hope you enjoy it, and feel free to leave a comment!
Hugz and kissez, Isabella ~~~3*
I am so sorry to everything and everyone xD. We've actually been planning this for about a month now, so I hope you enjoy it! Feel free to review and I hope no one takes offense at this chapter! We both enjoy Pretty Cure and Homestuck alike. Have a nice day!
-Alli