STUPIDITY
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~*BunjyGuM_Boy*~
Cute little fic about hisoka and illumi…. Neat… let's see! Read and review!!! ^*0*^
Disclaimer: HunterXHunter is not mine… only the demented clown that looks so much like Hisoka… bwahahah!!
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Hisoka started the day nicely… for him that is. He terrified an old woman by just simply grinning at her, He seduced Machi as he stepped inside the new headquarters of the gineiryodan, he followed Gon and Killua… he greeted them… asked them to fight… pulled his cards out then told them that he was only joking!!
Now, he was resting on a large oak tree. Looking for another prey…
"Ah! I pretty lady… hihi… what luck."
He jumped off the old tree and made the lady stop by laughing really loud.
"Hellooo… wanna play with me?"
"…"
"Aw… you hiding something, miss? Why don't you look at me? Hmmm?"
"!!!"
"Huh? *yawn* you're boring me… how about giving me a sweet smile or a cute little kiss? Ne?"
"Are you sure about that? Sir?"
"…"
"I'm willing…"
*raised an eye brow* "Pardon me? You have a lo-…"
The sexy magician was cut short by the kiss of the most beautiful woman he has ever seen… he tried to kill her but her force was great. Infact, he was pushed to the ground…. When he took hold of her face, his cute, puny, eyes started to get big as saucers… he tried to push her away out of disgust because….
"ARGHHH!!!! Illumi Zoldic!!!!"
*panting* "Hahaha…. That'll teach you a lesson, demented one!"
"Are you nuts! If someone saw us doing that very faint blush you're going to be in for it!"
"HA! As if you can do it!!!"
"My friend, between you and my reputation,,, I-…I-…."
"Well?"
*sighsigh* "I have'ta choose you."
"BWAHAHAH!!!! 100 points!"
*demented smile* "Wait, Illumi. Why are you wearing 'that'?"
"Huh? Ow… *blush* er- …"
"Hmmm?"
"I'm going to … a party."
"Excuse me? Wearing an elephant, a very loose 'women's' outfit shirt and a spider-man cap?"
"WAHAHAA!!!!" SD form
*freaked out* "NA-NANI?! What's your problem?"
"Hisoka! Come with me!!!"
SD "no."
"I'll give you free passes in Killua's room!"
SD "no…"
"Ah! SD I'll buy you new sets of cards…"
thinks "no…"
"HISOKA! Ha!! I know! hugs hiso-kun's head… If you don't come with me, I'll remember to kiss you harder and I'll be sure to bring a camcorder and camera when that happens!"
"Eep! *GLARE* Where to, Illumi?"
"HA! I'm going to a club… for women…. And there's an auction!"
"So… you going to find a date? You suck!"
"Dimwit! The auction will be men for women…! Get it?"
"So, why will you be there? Hmmm?"
"I'm blush looking for my sister…. She always gets her fun in auctions. I have'ta get her back."
"Another mission for the very kind brother, ne?"
"Ow! Just come with me… besides, it's quite hard to pretend as you! I told you that it was a pact!"
"Alright…"
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"Let's go!"
"…"
"Illumiiiii!!! Well?"
"You can't go in like 'that'."
"WHAT?!! Then forget about it… I feel wearing 'this' today."
"No… Hisoka! Can't you wear something else?"
"Like what?"
"Something…er-… ah! Something that's formal?!"
"Ok."
Hisoka twisted around for several minutes then stopped. All of a sudden his hand was in a pocket from his new suit and another was busy making his hair glitter.
"Whoa! We're hunters but I never heard of such a transformation!!!"
"Tsk…tsk…tsk… Illumi, we're anime hunks! What more can you ask for? Ne?"
"Ow, alright! As long as you can stand every female roaring over you!"
"Nooooo sweat! Wait, before we go, there's something missing. I need shades Illumi. Please…."
"What?!!! You'll make me go back to Kukulu Mt. Just for that??!!"
"Hai… lookie here, luv (glares at the term) I made a pact with you to be me, I repay you with this… you ask me to change, so I did… now that I need the shades…" SD *sniffsniff*
"Ah!!! Shit! Fine! Wait here…."
AFTER 10 MINUTES,,,,
"Hiso-chan!"
"Hey! How come you're fast?"
"I learned I.T. for 4 minutes then I still had to find your shades in Mike's stomach…."
"Er- this isn't sticky right?"
"Nope…."
"So…. What's I.T.?"
"Instant Transmission."
"NANI??!!! That's from Son Goku!"
"Hai… I tricked the old man! Bwahahah!!!! Let's go!"
"Hai…" tuned
From that moment on, everywhere Hisoka goes, the 'babes' follows. Thus, he makes Illumi his shield… as he uses him to be his date.
"HISOKA!!!! THAT'S IT!!!"
"Why? They're falling for it, don't they?"
"Not that! I don't want to be your fake anymore!"
"Illumi… I'm not gay… I can't make our friendship go to a higher level!"
"BAKA! blush Let's just hurry!!" marches off
"Ha! You're enjoying it, right?"
"NO!"
"Whuchoo!!! If I know…."
"SHADDAP!!!"
"Illumi, I know you want me!" putting an arm around his 'best friend' (boyfriend?)
"Hisoka! Remember the 'smooch'?! Want to repeat it earlier? I have the camcorder riiggghhhhtttttt here!"
"Kinishinai de kudasai!" nevrmind!
"Good. Ha! Double good!"
"Doshite?"
"We're here!"
"Neat-O! Let's go, loverboy!!!"
"Hisoka!!! Behave!"
"Arf…arf… haha!"
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Be good for chapter two…. Keep those popcorns coming!
KUDASAI… I beg yah… review this!!!
Yup… this chapter and the second one plus…the other chapz!!!!
Thankz!!!
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~*BunjyGuM_Boy*~
Cute little fic about hisoka and illumi…. Neat… let's see! Read and review!!! ^*0*^
Disclaimer: HunterXHunter is not mine… only the demented clown that looks so much like Hisoka… bwahahah!!
______________________________________@@_______________________________
Hisoka started the day nicely… for him that is. He terrified an old woman by just simply grinning at her, He seduced Machi as he stepped inside the new headquarters of the gineiryodan, he followed Gon and Killua… he greeted them… asked them to fight… pulled his cards out then told them that he was only joking!!
Now, he was resting on a large oak tree. Looking for another prey…
"Ah! I pretty lady… hihi… what luck."
He jumped off the old tree and made the lady stop by laughing really loud.
"Hellooo… wanna play with me?"
"…"
"Aw… you hiding something, miss? Why don't you look at me? Hmmm?"
"!!!"
"Huh? *yawn* you're boring me… how about giving me a sweet smile or a cute little kiss? Ne?"
"Are you sure about that? Sir?"
"…"
"I'm willing…"
*raised an eye brow* "Pardon me? You have a lo-…"
The sexy magician was cut short by the kiss of the most beautiful woman he has ever seen… he tried to kill her but her force was great. Infact, he was pushed to the ground…. When he took hold of her face, his cute, puny, eyes started to get big as saucers… he tried to push her away out of disgust because….
"ARGHHH!!!! Illumi Zoldic!!!!"
*panting* "Hahaha…. That'll teach you a lesson, demented one!"
"Are you nuts! If someone saw us doing that very faint blush you're going to be in for it!"
"HA! As if you can do it!!!"
"My friend, between you and my reputation,,, I-…I-…."
"Well?"
*sighsigh* "I have'ta choose you."
"BWAHAHAH!!!! 100 points!"
*demented smile* "Wait, Illumi. Why are you wearing 'that'?"
"Huh? Ow… *blush* er- …"
"Hmmm?"
"I'm going to … a party."
"Excuse me? Wearing an elephant, a very loose 'women's' outfit shirt and a spider-man cap?"
"WAHAHAA!!!!" SD form
*freaked out* "NA-NANI?! What's your problem?"
"Hisoka! Come with me!!!"
SD "no."
"I'll give you free passes in Killua's room!"
SD "no…"
"Ah! SD I'll buy you new sets of cards…"
thinks "no…"
"HISOKA! Ha!! I know! hugs hiso-kun's head… If you don't come with me, I'll remember to kiss you harder and I'll be sure to bring a camcorder and camera when that happens!"
"Eep! *GLARE* Where to, Illumi?"
"HA! I'm going to a club… for women…. And there's an auction!"
"So… you going to find a date? You suck!"
"Dimwit! The auction will be men for women…! Get it?"
"So, why will you be there? Hmmm?"
"I'm blush looking for my sister…. She always gets her fun in auctions. I have'ta get her back."
"Another mission for the very kind brother, ne?"
"Ow! Just come with me… besides, it's quite hard to pretend as you! I told you that it was a pact!"
"Alright…"
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"Let's go!"
"…"
"Illumiiiii!!! Well?"
"You can't go in like 'that'."
"WHAT?!! Then forget about it… I feel wearing 'this' today."
"No… Hisoka! Can't you wear something else?"
"Like what?"
"Something…er-… ah! Something that's formal?!"
"Ok."
Hisoka twisted around for several minutes then stopped. All of a sudden his hand was in a pocket from his new suit and another was busy making his hair glitter.
"Whoa! We're hunters but I never heard of such a transformation!!!"
"Tsk…tsk…tsk… Illumi, we're anime hunks! What more can you ask for? Ne?"
"Ow, alright! As long as you can stand every female roaring over you!"
"Nooooo sweat! Wait, before we go, there's something missing. I need shades Illumi. Please…."
"What?!!! You'll make me go back to Kukulu Mt. Just for that??!!"
"Hai… lookie here, luv (glares at the term) I made a pact with you to be me, I repay you with this… you ask me to change, so I did… now that I need the shades…" SD *sniffsniff*
"Ah!!! Shit! Fine! Wait here…."
AFTER 10 MINUTES,,,,
"Hiso-chan!"
"Hey! How come you're fast?"
"I learned I.T. for 4 minutes then I still had to find your shades in Mike's stomach…."
"Er- this isn't sticky right?"
"Nope…."
"So…. What's I.T.?"
"Instant Transmission."
"NANI??!!! That's from Son Goku!"
"Hai… I tricked the old man! Bwahahah!!!! Let's go!"
"Hai…" tuned
From that moment on, everywhere Hisoka goes, the 'babes' follows. Thus, he makes Illumi his shield… as he uses him to be his date.
"HISOKA!!!! THAT'S IT!!!"
"Why? They're falling for it, don't they?"
"Not that! I don't want to be your fake anymore!"
"Illumi… I'm not gay… I can't make our friendship go to a higher level!"
"BAKA! blush Let's just hurry!!" marches off
"Ha! You're enjoying it, right?"
"NO!"
"Whuchoo!!! If I know…."
"SHADDAP!!!"
"Illumi, I know you want me!" putting an arm around his 'best friend' (boyfriend?)
"Hisoka! Remember the 'smooch'?! Want to repeat it earlier? I have the camcorder riiggghhhhtttttt here!"
"Kinishinai de kudasai!" nevrmind!
"Good. Ha! Double good!"
"Doshite?"
"We're here!"
"Neat-O! Let's go, loverboy!!!"
"Hisoka!!! Behave!"
"Arf…arf… haha!"
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Be good for chapter two…. Keep those popcorns coming!
KUDASAI… I beg yah… review this!!!
Yup… this chapter and the second one plus…the other chapz!!!!
Thankz!!!