America's Story
By: Alfred F. Jones
Once upon a time, there was a little boy. He was incredibly awesome and heroic. His name was America.
He was found by two men. One a pervert and one an old man.
America didn't like them because they fought over him a lot.
But, eventually, the old man won the heroic boy.
The pervert was sad so he went off to find the boy's brother, who was incredibly awesome (but not as awesome as America of course…)
The old man, who's name was England, raised this boy.
He wouldn't buy him toys, though.
Or play with him.
And was incredibly overprotective.
But he still loved him because he was his bro.
One day, England left and America got angry.
So he grew up.
England got very sad.
A whole little thing happened and America gained his independence.
It was very very sad.
But now, he is grown up to be a hero!
An awesome hero!
And the old man is still old.
The end.