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ichigo fingered the friction burn and imprint of a chain on his neck, completely ignoring the teacher's valiant efforts to explain to the class why x could not be possible if x squared was -25 while half the class (the half trying to pay attention Oo) tried to explain to the teacher why x should obviously be 5.

Stupid Toushirou.

Seated strategically behind Chad, Hitsugaya was attempting to massage his back. He sneezed.

Stupid Kurosaki.

Ichigo sneezed. Stupid Hyourinmaru.

Hitsugaya sneezed. Stupid Zangetsu.

Ichigo sneezed. Stupid midget and his stupid sword.

Hitsugaya sneezed violently. Stupid idiot and his stupid sword.

Ichigo sneezed violently.

Seated in between the two alternately sneezing boys, Rukia felt her temper boiling up. Just SHUT UP you stupid idiots.

Both sneezed violently once more.

The unsuccessful teacher looked up. 'Did someone catch a cold?

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