Fan fic of Naruto
What happens when me and my friend get sucked into the Naruto world? Well READ TO FIND OUT
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
Abby and Arielle (who will be called Shenori ) were having a sleep over at Abby's House. The two of them were on youtube watching Naruto shippuden. When all of a sudden the screen started to glow. Swirling colorful lights stated to spin around them and the screen stared to flash red and green lights (yay Christmas colors!). Then Abby and Shenori were sucked in to the screen. They were in a dark scary forest.
"What the heck happened?" Abby yelled.
"Like I know!" screamed back Shenori.
"I wonder where we are?" Abby pondered.
Shenori started at Abby like she was crazy.
Suddenly Abby screamed. For a plant like thing came out of the ground right below Abby.
"OMG MUST KILL IT" Shenori charged the plant thing with a stick and slammed the stick down on its head. "DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" With each die she hit the plant thingy.
Eventually the stick broke.
"PERVERT" Abby yelled.
"QUIT-HITING-ME-WITH-THE-STICK-RIGHT-NOW!" The mysterious plating thingy yelled. "And You! I'm not a pervert!"
"O-M-G ITS ZETSU" Abby fan girl screamed.
Shenori just stood there. Then burst out laughing. "HAHAHAHA I HIT Zetsu with a stick."
"Who are you people and how did you know my name?"
"BECAUSE IM A FANGIRL" Abby screamed.
"A fan-what?" Zetsu asked
"Never mind….." Sadness filling Abby's sad and once hopeful face.
"That's it I'm taking you guys to leader. You're too skinny to eat."
"ARE YOU FRIGGING CALLING ME A FRIGGING ANOREXIC?!?!?" Shenori yelled. She lunged at Zetsu roundhouse kicking him.
Which he dogged sadly for him cuz that just made Shenori more desperate to hit him. Shenori attacked Zetsu for 5 mints till she got tired. Abby just stood there doing nothing.
Some time later Zetsu finally got us into the leader's office.
"Leader-sama I found some new recruits" Zetsu explained.
"NEW RECRUITS" Abby's eyes sparkled. "WERE GOING TO BE AN AKATSUKI"
Shenori's jaw dropped "This is going to be the best day eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer"
Leader smirked. "Before you can join you have to fill out this resume"
"WE HAVE TO FILL OUT A RESAME?"Shenori yelled.
"YAY RESAME!" Abby was oddly excited at the thought of filling out a résumé.
Leader sighed then smirked. "Yes you do now here's the résumé. Fill out every question and don't take too long." Leader handed them the résumés and two pencils to write with.
"Do you have any pens? I don't like to use pencils" Abby asked
"Live with it." Leader barked.
Abby's eyes got watery but cleared up when she remembered to fill out the résumé.
Here's the résumé:
List any past crimes you have committed.
How many times have you been caught?
Do you ever feel guilty about the things that you do.
have you killed anyone?
What special jutsus or special abilities do you have
After this point the résumé turned a little odd
List your food preferences
List what you like
List what you dislike
Can you cook?
Can you do household chores?
Do you have medical experience?
Do you have any family?
Are you straight les or gay?
Are you single?
Do you exercise regularly?
IF you could have any Akatuki member to be your partner you would choose?
Do you "like" any Akasuki member?
Do you get car sick?
The Questions got serious again.
Do you have any fighting experience?
Have you ever robbed a bank?
Did you like taking this résumé?
