WTF

by Cutiecat

Bella finds herself in a strange predicament involving Jacob and Edward. And kissing. A very, very random piece that I wrote many years ago. Rated T to be safe. Read at your own peril. Seriously, the title is very fitting.

WTF

The teenage boy continued his attempt to kiss the helpless girl. His kiss was more of a slobbery lick of a dog than any kind of kiss the girl knew of. Then again, maybe she just thought he was trying to kiss her. She could be wrong. Perhaps, he fully intended to drool out clear saliva as he stuck his tongue out, trying to push past her lips. She kept her mouth shut, though, and hoped her love would rescue her soon.

Luckily for her, the one she had hoped for showed up not a minute later.

"Edward!" she called out.

Jacob took the opportunity to stick his tongue down her throat, dripping slobber everywhere. Edward hesitated, not wanting to make the situation worse. After a whole second, he decided to move. In a flash, Jacob was thrown aside and Edward was in his place, kissing Bella properly. She hugged Edward and brought herself closer to him. They stayed together that way for a while, forgetting about the shape shifter.

THE END.