*BOOTH*
I'm supposed to be doing my final report, but I can't. Reason number one: the case was so spectacularly uninvolved it practically solved itself. Literally. The killer immediately confessed once we broke the news. All the squints needed to do was find evidence linking the killer to the victim. I basically did nothing, just stared at Bones do her thing with the bones.
Which brings me to reason number two. Bones. Lately, I keep thinking about her. Well, can't stop thinking about her is actually how its been. She's mesmerizing. She's, well, Bones. She's breathtakingly beautiful, she is super intelligent, very witty, and her cluelessness when it comes to pop culture is adorable. There is no doubt that I love her.
Yes, I do love her. I just have to face the facts. I love Bones. I've been in love with her for several years now.
Recently, Bones seemed to want to take our professional relationship to the next level. For the past month and a half, we have gone on several dates and have ended up in bed a few times.
Breaking out of my daydream, I instantly refocus on my report. I can't think of what to write. Maybe I'll ask Bones. She's good with writing.
"You've got mail!" a happy man informs me.
Dejected, I open my email to find a message from Bones. No wonder the little man was happy.
From: Dr. Temperance Brennan
To: Seeley Booth
Subject: An invitation
Are you bored? If so, come down to my office.
~Brennan
Come down to her office? What could she possibly want? Eager to see Bones, I jump up and sprint out of my office.
Once at the lab, I speed into her office, then I stop in my tracks. She looks truly amazing today. Her hair waves gently down past her shoulders, framing her face perfectly. Her sea green eyes are piercing and yet soft at the same time. She is wearing a rich blue blouse that hugs her curves perfectly. She would call it "sexually stimulating".
"Hi Booth," she says. "Care to take a tour of the Jeffersonian's Egyptian archives?"
Okay. Was not expecting that.
Unsure of what's going on, I just nod.
She smiles and leads me down to what is essentially a basement full of ancient Egyptian artifacts. She takes me to a stack of artifacts and begins to tell me the history of each one. I "uh huh", which triggers Bones to become even more animated as she drones on.
I think its sexy when she drones.
After a few minutes, we move on. She looks distracted now. Her eyes keep darting to a place in the distance. I wonder what is up.
As we move closer, a mischievous gleam appears in her eyes. She starts to abbreviate things. For instance, at the beginning of our "tour" she would say the whole name, like "King Tutankhamen". She's now saying "King Tut" or just plain "Tut". I'm itching to get to where ever she's itching to go.
After a half an hour, we finally arrive to the artifact she's been dying to get to you.
It's a bed.
The placard next to it says "Cleopatra's bed."
Whoa.
I stare dumbfounded as she smiles mischievously.
Cleopatra is the one piece of history the guys in my high school were always eager to learn more about. "Cleoporno" they'd call her. After all of her affairs. Get it? They were always talking about her bed and how epic it was and how much they'd like to have sex on such an experienced bed.
"This is Cleopatra's bed," Bones informs me with a smile.
No shit.
She turns towards me and faces me straight on. I scan my eyes up and down her body, when something catches my eye. It's something I hadn't noticed when I first saw her. Or maybe I was too busy analyzing her "tour". Her top button on her blouse is undone, and reveals a very lacy bra. Then, a light goest off in my head.
I grab her and pull her lips furiously to mine. Our lips work hungrily, our tongues rolling in each others mouths. Her hands move down to my shirt, her fingers deftly undoing the buttons and flinging it over her shoulder. She undid hers as well, and wrapped it around my neck. With that, she pulls me down on top of her on Cleopatra's bed.
I got the idea from, oh what's that epi called?Angela and Hodgins and her go down to the Egyption archives to have a "nice tumble"? I thought it was funny and I wondered what would happen if Booth and Brennan got in there.... (eyebrow wiggle)
The 2nd chapter will be up soon! But, I unfortunately will require something of you. I need to know that this is being read, and I want to know that there is some interest. So, I will only post the 2nd chapter (which is how exactly Brennan came up with the idea) if I get at least 3 reviews! Sorry guys, but no review, no 2nd chapter.
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