It was a day like any other.
The sun was shining, the Pidgys were chirping, sky blue.
A beautiful day.
A note sounded like that of a piano, and Ash looked to the sky in horror eyes filled with terror, "OH GOD!" He shouted, "WHY NOW WHY!"
The others looked to the sky, Serena screamed, Bonnie started to bawl and hid behind Clemont who had all but fainted.
"IT'S THE INTERGALACTIC PUPPIES!"
Like a brown cloud, or a shit stain, against the clouds, a large brown object was moving at a high velocity towards them.
"FUCK YOU YOU BASTARDS!" Ash screamed!
The swarms of Corgi's spun like a drill in the air, and as one their eyes shone white, immediately after rainbow lazer beams shot from their eyes, destroying the land in flames and explosions.
The sky turned red, and one corgi, the size of a dump truck, fell to the earth.
It howled up into the sky in the tune of "Don't Stop Me Now", and soon the Corgi cloud was howling along.
"NO! WE HAVE TO STOP IT!" Ash screamed, "It'll control our minds if we don't! Pikachu kill that derpy fuck with a Thunder!"
"FUCK ME ASH, LOOK!" Ash looked at Serena then to where she was pointing.
Pikachu was waving it's stubby paws in the air, and kicking its legs in time with the howled tunes. A possessed look on it's face.
He was gone.
"YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU-"
"Don't stop me now-" Clemont and Bonnie said monotone, doing a shitty Irish jig along with Pikachu. Hands in the air they just don't care.
The sun exploded into a dozen mini suns the size of golf balls, all of which came raining down on the earth destroying cities globally and killing billions.
A regular sized corgi zoomed at 100MPH towards Serena, it's jaws opening to an uncanny size as it swallowed her whole, before taking off as black shadow wings sprouted from it's back.
"SERENA!"
Ash looked to the giant animal, it dancing along with its own jam, and he said, "I'll kill you you furry fuck!"
Ash took off and reached into his hat, pulling out a fifty foot long sword of fire and made of 100% grade A death. He shouted to the heavens, bending back in fury, "OOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Encased in white light, Ash grew fifty feet, and looked swole as shit, like all he ever did was drink protein shakes and get absolutely jacked at the gym.
He raised the sword of fire with both hands, looked at the rainbow beams and sunny meteors which plummeted across the globe and charged.
Months later, he sat in a chair, watching reruns of Seinfeld happily ever after.
End.
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