My favorite game show is ninja warrior. Lets see if a Naruto ninja can counquer the course.
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Announcer: So far nobody could conquor the 1st stage. Will this mean that we'll end the tournement early? Its all up to our final contestant, reigning from Konoha, Sasuke Uchiha!
(applase)
(Sasuke steaches)
Announcer: Sasuke Uchiha is the tournaments last hope. and (Buzzes Starting Bell) He's off. Hes at the first part of the stage, the Balance Bridge.
(runs over it with ease)
Announcer: He's cleared the first part. Next is the Swinging Hammers.
(Easily dodges all of em)
Announcer: He's doing it people. Only 55 seconds on the clock he comes to the Half Pipe Attack.
(uses chakra to get a grip on the half pipe and makes it up first try.)
Announcer: Look at him go his duck-butt hair blowing in the wind as he comes up to the Rolling Log. So far hes made this course look easy.
(gets good grip on log but halfway though the log collapes and Sasuke falls in water)
Announcer: Ohh!! and another victim falls at the Rolling Log. That ends are tornament but lets see what Sasuke has to say about it.
Sasuke: I... Hate... the Log
Reporter: I can see why is there any thing else you want to say. We are live right now.
Sasuke: Live huh.(thinks) 2 things. Sakura leave me alone you stalker.
Reporter: Whats the second thing?
Sasuke: If you don't chew Big Red then fuck you.
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