Twilight anime? Not in your dreams!!!
So by now, everyone should be aware of the whole Twilight becoming anime hint that was dropped by the director on the DVD. But do we really want a load of fakes parading round pretending to be otakus (*anime obsessives), just because twilight is an anime? Of course not! Twilight and anime should not, in any circumstances, be mixed!
So to those who watch it, please, here is a list of what not to do. If you follow these, you may just about be accepted into the anime community.
1. Do not ever call yourself an otaku. If Twilight is the only anime that you watch, you are not considered an otaku! (I can just imagine some blonde with an completely fake American accent saying "Omg, I am like sooooo an otaku!!!" *giggle giggle*) NO PEOPLE!!! Not acceptable!!! No one, not even a proper otaku should do that!!!
2. Do not claim Edward Cullen as your bishie (*a character who you love and therefore own, and no one else can claim them because they're yours). You should know that that's just asking for trouble! I can just imagine a catfight between two girls over him. It'll only end in tears! And don't try and compare Edward Cullen with Ed Elric. It just won't work. Original otakus will all go for Ed Elric, so don't even try going against them.
3. Be cool. Don't get flustered over how 'Edward doesn't look like Edward'. Of course he's not gunna look like Edward! He'll be in anime form! You should be glad he won't look too much like Rob Pattinson! He acted so stupid in that DVD extra. Correction. He always acts stupidly! This is the guy who said "I look Asian in this scene. I do, I look like an anime character." Oh my GOD!!!! What the HELL!!! Anime was created so that the characters didn't have to look all Asian!!! Most of them look American anyway!Why why WHY!!!! Does he not know anything!!! (No offense to Pattinson's fans).
4. Lastly, watch more anime! If you just watch Twilight, you will never see how great anime is! Watch Vampire Knight, if you like shojo (*girls) vampire stuff! We already have loads of vampire animes, so why do we need this one!! But if we must *sigh*, we'll just have to deal with it, I guess.
If you shame the anime community, with your Twilight obsessions, you will pay!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shortly, I will be writing a fanfic about how Twilight anime fans will take over the world, so stay tuned...
For more info about Twilight turning into an anime, visit the Anime News Network website and search 'Twilight'.