Summary: Yeah, yeah, I was wrong. Now could you please stop rubbing it in my face before I kill you, Tenten?!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

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"So… who's right?" Tenten said as she grinned widely. I rolled my eyes at her and once again, for the umpteenth time, said: "You."

"Oh riiight." She replied, nodding and keeping that irritating grin.

I tried to contain my anger and frustration, deciding to just let it out in our sparring match. I was so ticked off that I didn't recall Rule # 3 that Gai always say before our practice… which was, "no killing teammates." It's too bad that I remembered it just when I was about to stab her to death.

Slowly, she stood up, panting and all covered with dirt and scratches. "Oh. So Hyuuga Neji's having a little payback, huh? That's so nice of you. Maybe you should just lay low for a while, I mean, I could report an attempted murder on you, riiight?"

"Hm. Whatever."

"I mean, I could not believe you were about to kill me! Me?! Your friend since like forever! And I certainly couldn't believe that you've done that to me now!"

"Why shouldn't I?"

"Oh nothing really. Feel free to slap me anytime coz I'm not all worked out about that. But don't you think it's bad for your reputation that, oh I dunno, having a past history of breaking the rules like attempted murder. And as I recall… Hyuugas are law-abiding people."

"Look, I beat you up all the time during practice—"

"Right. But that's not the same anymore… considering that we're—"

"Whatever!"

"Aaand who's right again?"

I slightly growled at her, planning some gruesome attack to lay on her when she wasn't looking. "You," I murmured from my gritted teeth.

She clapped her hands in an insulting way and jumped around me humming some idiotic song I didn't know of. Seriously, if there was one thing I really hate, it would be people telling me I'm wrong. And the saddest part, if they were right.

"Whoops, gotta go! Duty calls." She smiled and started walking towards a tree. Slowly handling that irritating thing. "Lalala. Neji's wrong, I am not. Neji's wrong, I am not!" She sang and skipped on her way. Crazy bitch.

"Yeah, yeah, I was wrong. Now could you please stop rubbing it in my face before I kill you, Tenten?!"

"What? It's a once in a lifetime moment! You were wrong and I wasn't! SMACK THAT ON YOUR FACE!!"

"WAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Great! Now look what you've done." Glaring, I started nearing her. "You woke her up."

"You mean our DAUGHTER. And most certainly not son. Haha! Hey could you change her for me?"

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A/n: Okay, so you're probably thinking, "that's so retarded" or "that's so awesome." You know it would really make me happier if it were the second one. I worked on this for like a few minutes or so and well, uh, review? Please?