When I woke up I heard Konan hysterically laughing next to me.

"This isn't funny!" I yelled back angrily.

"No it's not." she admitted. "It's hilarious! You actually believed me!"

In seconds my face went from confused to extremely pissed off. "You were fucking with me?" Konan immediately stopped laughing. "Then I'm just."

"Yes Danna you're just fat." came a giggly voice and suddenly Deidara came in also trying to hide his laughter.

"You two set me up." I growled angrily and with that stood up.

"Aww Danna come on don't be mad, it was pretty funny. And the best was you actually believed it!"

More laughter came from the two as I began to walk out of the room. Damn it why the hell was I so freaking gullible.

"Ah Danna wait!" Deidara yelled and in seconds he was at my side, trying to regain his breath from laughing at me.

"Are you quite finished?" I asked boredly.

"You're just upset you're fat." said Deidara.

"I'm not fat." I argued back as I glared at my slightly protruding stomach. Note to self, stop eating Itachi's dango when he isn't looking.

"But there's so much more of you to love now." He purred poking my stomach.

"Stop it." I growled with extreme annoyance. Deidara seemed to sense his plan wasn't working and instead pinned me to the wall, placing his lips on mine. Immediately my arms wrapped around his slender frame and he smiled knowing I had forgiven him. Damn him and those bright blue adorable puppy eyes of his.

He went to wrap his arms around me when his bad one promptly fell off.

"Ah shit." Deidara cursed as he broke our kiss. "Why does that thing keep falling off?"

"Don't you dare blame the artist." I warned and Deidara smirked.

"Now how could I do that, even if this thing is a piece of trash, eternal trash."

I snickered. "I put so much work into that and you call it trust, I'm heart broken."

"Oh you look so sad Danna." came Deidara's purr and soon gentle kisses were placed on my cheek.

"Alright, stop it!" I said pushing him away. "What are you a puppy?"

"Woof." said Deidara playfully as he gently ruffled my hair.

"Alright brat let's get your arm back on." I said with a sigh as I bent down and collected his fallen off arm. "To our room?" I asked.

"Oh Danna it's only the afternoon." he said seductively.

"Not for sex!" I scolded giving him a playful smack on the head. We began walking until we came to the dug out room in the cave we called our room.

One bed, two desks, and dozens of posters. On my side they were organized and nice, most of them actually diagrams of puppets that I had intentions of making. Oh yeah I got my sharp puppet tools back now so puppets were being made as quickly as I could possibly make them. They weren't as awesome as my old collection which I missed every day but still they were good. Those were on the floor next to my desk, on my desk however were dozens of vials filled with different poisons. Also located on my side were a couple of tanks filled with bugs and reptiles, although I learned Deidara had a phobia of snakes so I made do with lizards.

On Deidara's side the posters were all splatter paint from when he'd gone into a splatter stage. Kakuzu and I had conspired to kill him after he "accidentally" spatter painted our entire room. It took me weeks to get that damn paint off my side! That's not the worst of it though, Deidara, once again "accidentally", got highish off the paint fumes. So he acted like a giggling moron while I tried to keep Kakuzu from strangling him. He also had his clay sculptures which he rigged somehow with explosives to make them explode. I've learned never to cross onto his side of the room for two reasons, one he keeps his slippery clay shit all over the floor, and two his sculptures are very fragile. I still remembered the time I'd dropped one only to have it explode and nearly burn my foot.

In short we were perfect roommates.

With that Deidara jumped onto the bed and sat up patiently waiting for me to continue with the repairs. I sighed and got my tools before sitting down beside him. As always I looked at the scarred skin before I began.

It wasn't like a nice skin colored stump, but more of a red and aggravated one since we were constantly toying with it to make the arm stay on.

"Alright brat let's see." I muttered gently beginning to poke and prod with my tools.

"Oww Danna!"

"Brat I haven't even touched you yet."

"But I can feel it hurting!"

"Oh come on it's not going to be that bad."

"That's what you say every time." he said with a groan. Remind me never to let Deidara get a tattoo, he'll never stop bitching from the pain. However the arm was soon hooked up once more and Deidara grinned. "Thanks Danna!" he yelled wrapping his arms around me as I tried my hardest not to look annoyed.

"Any time brat." Deidara began kissing my neck and gently sucking, latching onto a somewhat sensitive spot with his teeth. I moaned and as much as I hated to do it gently pushed him away which made him pout.

"Danna!"

"I just fixed your damn arm and I'm not fixing it again today."

"Fine." he said with a hmph and walked out of the room swaying his hips because he knew it turned me on. I sighed and sat for a second, carefully listening to my roommate. It was rare but I found that Deidara still did purge. Every time I caught him he'd cry and sob and apologize like crazy and it still killed me that I couldn't tell him everything was ok but in truth even I wasn't sure if it was. However we had one another and that was all that mattered.

I didn't know at the moment just how fucking wrong I was.