A/N: Hey, this is Raiden speaking! This is a skit theater, modeled after Twilight Scribe's Z-Skit Theater (Go check it out over in the Tales of Symphonia section!).
And I will only say this once: I don't own Z-Skit Theater or Persona 3.
Key:
Minato is normal
Junpei is bolded
Mitsuru is italicized.
Akihiko is underlined.
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Evoker Questions
"Hey, ya know that thing we use to summon our Personas... the Evoker? Well, I was thinking, why does it have to look like a gun? I mean, you gotta be a little nutty to point a gun at your head and pull the trigger, ya know?"
"I don't know. Ask Mitsuru-senpai."
"Mitsuru-senpai?"
"Yes, Iori-san?"
"Why is the Evoker a gun?"
"He shouldn't have said that..." (Smacks head on the wall)
"That is just the preference. There are other options..." (Pulls out Evoker Hammer)
"Oh shi-" (Gets smacked on the head with the Evoker Hammer and gets knocked out.)
"Also, the others seem to be ineffective."
"And this is why we use the gun."
"Oh. I'll go get Yukari."