Stupid Woman, I Love You!
By MaturePopcorn
Description: Hiro has always disliked Tohru with a passion. From before he even met her, in fact. To him, she was always his competition in his fight to win Kisa over. But when he begins to see her in a very different way, all hell in the Sohma family will break loose.
WARNING: Look… It's rated M for a reason. Most of my stories are/will be rated M. So if you don't like very graphic sex, LEAVE. Otherwise, have fun. ;) Tags for M rating include: Underage sex, language, Shigure's general perversion, smut, lemon, etc. etc… No room for a rape scene this time. Maybe when I write my Ichigo x Rukia story. MAYBE…
Author's note: Hey everyone! So it's now my second story…! YAY! So excited! Anyway, I'm typing this exact sentence at 12:06 A.M., and I plan to finish the first chapter by 2:00 A.M. So if it's a little confusing, I apologize. I usually work better in the middle of the night, but sometimes I slip up…
Anyway, enough of that. Enjoy the first chapter of many in my new story!
~Kisa Alvarez
Chapter 1
Hiro sighed. He just couldn't spin the current situation in a good way. He tried and tried, but no matter how he saw it, it was always the same thing: Stuck at Shigure's house for a week. His mother, Satsuki, had gone into labor last night, and Hiro needed a place to stay while she was in the hospital with a premature baby. "So what genius stuck me HERE of all places?!"
On the other hand, it meant seeing Kisa more often. Every day, in fact. As soon as school got out, Kisa went to do homework with Tohru. But today was Sunday, and that meant no school, and that meant no tiger; she was hanging out with Hatsuharu today. Hiro had finally forced himself out of bed around noon, and only because he was hungry. Now he was waiting for lunch to be made.
"Good morning, Hiro-kun!" Tohru came bounding in with a big platter of tea.
"It's 1 o'clock, stupid woman. And what's so good about today, anyway? And where's lunch? It doesn't take this long to make rice. Are you trying to deprive your house guest of food?"
"N-no! I was just-"
"Just what? Talking back? Are you stalling because you forgot to cook the rice again?"
Kyo burst into the kitchen. "HEY! Show some damn respect! We're feeding you and letting you live here, so be grateful and stop acting like a spoiled brat!"
"N-no, really it's fine! Lunch is almost ready, and-" Tohru began.
"And you! Stop doing everything he says…!"
*DING!*
"Oh, that's the rice! The salmon is ready too, so lunch is ready everyone!" Tohru yelled into the direction of Yuki's room and Shigure's study. "I'll just go get it and bring it out here."
As Tohru turned to go back into the kitchen, she knocked the tea tray she had set on the table right into Hiro's lap. "H-Hiro-kun! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'll go get a towel! Wait here!"
Hiro just sat there, too pissed to say anything. "That stupid woman! She's so freakin' clumsy! Can't she even walk normally?!"
"I'm back, Hiro! Here, let me get that!"
"Damnit, Oji-san, I can do it myself!"
After a short fight over the towel, Hiro was in possession of the towel… But Tohru had fallen strait into Hiro, transforming him into a sheep. At that precise moment, Kyo walked back in with Yuki and Shigure.
"M-Miss Honda…?"
"Hiro! What the fuck did you do?!"
Shigure just laughed the whole time…
"Baaah! Baaaaaah!" "What the hell do you mean, what did I do?! This is HER fault!"
And then, in one of the shortest Sohma family transformations ever, Hiro turned back into a human. Naked. On Tohru. BLUSHING, of all things.
But why was he blushing?
If he loved Kisa as much as he thought he did, why would he blush? He'd turned back in front of Tohru twice already. So why now…?
Author's note, Part II: I'm more interested in Shigure, Kyo and Yuki's reactions… Anyway: It's crap. I realize that. And I apologize. The next chapters will be better, with Hiro realizing his true emotions, etc. etc. For now, just try to bear with me… Please… The first two chapters are always the hardest…
Songs listened to while I wrote this chapter:
A Tale of Six Trillion Years and One Night by Ia (12 People Chorus)
Otsukimi Recital (Moon-Viewing Recital) by Ia
Rolling Girl by Yuzuki Yukari
Rolling Girl (Vocaloid Chorus)
Rolling Girl by Meiko Sakine
The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy