On the twelfth day of Christmas my Netflix gave to me:
Twelve Gods a Watching
Eleven Subtext Moments
Ten Evil Warlords
Nine Flying Bachae
Eight Lesbian Kisses
Seven Different Costumes
Six Crucifixions
FIVE AMAZONS!
Four Xena Twins
Three Chakrams
Two Fighting Sais
And a Girl Who Awoke With a Jerk!