Inspired by the final scene of the NBC finale of Scrubs, it got me thinking. Thinking is obviously dangerous when it comes to me. I don't own the characters or the setting, they are property of Bill Lawerence and ABC productions (WHO PICKED IT UP FOR ANOTHER YEAR BOOYAH!)
My Stupid Cupid,
By Quaxo
"You've really recovered your body post-baby, it's like you didn't have one at all. I'm so jealous…"
"Thanks! That's so sweet --"
"Lady, that's nawt her kid, it's her boyfriend's--"
"Dr. Cox! He is--"
"Chief Dr. Cox…"
"JDIsNotMyBoyfriend!!"
"Oh, re-he-heally? What are you doing tonight?"
"JD and I are taking Sammy to the park and then--"
"Yah-and tomorrow?"
"I'm taking JD shopping for baby clothes--"
"Hmm… yeh-hinteresting, you're still going to insist that you are nawt, in fact, dating. When it sounds to me like you've got two dates already this week."
"Dr. Cox, I don't expect you to understand the very complicated relationship JD and I have. We don't work as a couple, sure the you-know-what is uh, pretty good, but it's… uh it's just complicated!"
"First off, 'Ewww', I did nawt need to know that you and Susie had nerdy sex together, ever. Although what you define as sex may be different than mine… tell me, Bar-boo, does it involve flannel nightgowns? Cool cotton sheets caressing between your bodies? Yah-hand second, what you two… 'do' together? It's nawt complicated. Nawt even close."
"I'll have you know that I do not own a single flannel nightgown!"
"Oooh, whips and leather then. We-hell, this puts a whole new interesting spin on you and Newbie's relationship… ker-chssh, ker-chssh--"
"You're so—I hate-- You like to cuddle! Jordan told me so! C'mon Sam, let's leave the mean old man…"
"She's got you there, 'Chief' Cox…"
"No, she doesn't, because that's NAWT TRUE. And more importantly, Carla, did you just put ironic quotes around my title?"
"Perry, I've known you since you were chief resident, I didn't call you chief then and I'm not going to call you that now."
"Those two are complete and utter morons…"
"They're just really good friends--"
"Oh come on Carla, you don't really believe that."
"Yes, I do! As friends they get along, but as soon as they start sleeping with each other they'll end up making each other miserable."
"So? Not every couple has to become a symbiotic organism like you and Gandhi--"
"Like your relationship is so much better? When was the last time you told Jordan you loved her -- Hah! You can't even remember, can you?"
Carla was wrong, so-ho-ho SO wrong. So me and Jordan haven't become conjoined twins, like that's healthy or normal. Sure, I call Jordan "demon bitch" and she says I never make her come (which is a complete and utter lie, as a proved last night two times), but we-- we're--
The point is, Newbie and Barbie are completely in love with one another and they refuse to see it. Just because they because they broke up four or five times doesn't mean anything. Jordan and I broke up at least fifteen times before we got married, and look at us now, we're a relatively satisfied divorced-but-still-together couple.
Well, if they're too stupid to see it, then someone is just going to have to show them how wrong they are…