A/N: I do not own anything from either Harry Potter or That 70s Show. I am not receiving any profit from this work—I am doing it solely because I enjoy both fandoms and think it would be funny to combine the two in a sort of double parody. Note that the characters in this work do all of the same things that the characters on That 70s Show do; therefore, I am rating it M. I am not sure how far I'm going to go with this story—please review and let me know which 70s Show situations you'd like to see the Marauders get themselves into!
THAT 70'S HOGWARTS
Opening Credits
We see the Marauders and Lily (with Lily out in front) flying in a V-formation on broomsticks
ALL
Hangin' out
Down the street
Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange have joined the formation, Severus flying up towards Lily and Bellatrix approaching Sirius
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The same old thing
We did last week
Severus gets jinxed by Sirius so that his pants have fallen down and he is hanging upside down from his broomstick by a pair of graying underpants. Lily is visibly upset and smacks at Sirius, while Bellatrix sticks her tongue out at Lily.
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Not a thing to do
Suddenly, Headmaster Dumbledore and Professor McGonagal, also on broomsticks, fly up to James and Remus and grab them in uncomfortable hugs. Remus smiles painfully as he watches the Headmaster give James a noogie.
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But talk to you
The Marauders, Lily, Bellatrix, Severus, Dumbledore and McGonagal sing to each other, their arms linked:
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We're all all right
We're all all right
FARAWAY VOICE OF JAMES POTTER
Hello Wizarding Britain!