Okay this is my very first attempt to make some sort of a fanfick. I just had to write this.
Disclaimer: I don't own one piece.
Have fun
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30 ways to annoy Arlong (and piss him off)
(Come on, I know you want to)
Hide his money.
Try to pull of his rings/piercings.
Try to hang things of his nose.
Pull his teeth out. (note, wear protective gloves)
Dye his hair pink!
Dye all his clothes pink! All of them so he has to wear the pink ones.
Take a picture of him with his new pink hair and pink clothes.
Draw hearts in his clothes with a permanent marker.
Poke him repeatedly with a stick.
Remind him of the time Luffy beat him.
Do that a lot.
Hug him at random moments.
Tie colourful ribbons in his hair.
Redecorate his room with lots of pink fluffy stuff.
Throw a bag full of hungry cats at him.
Call him half fish.
Play that song from Jaws every time he's around.
Draw on his face while he's sleeping.
Tie him up and leave in the hands of crazy fangirls. (shocking isn't it, Arlong has fansgirs)
Force him to watch The little mermaid (or any other Disney film)
Beat up his crew. Just like Luffy he'll get super angry at that.
Tell him about this similarity between him and Luffy.
Find some pictures of him as a baby and show them to everyone.
Wake him up really early in the morning by jumping on him.(really, really early)
Start copying his every move.
Follow him everywhere.
Try to tickle him.
4Kids (need I say more)
Do everything on this list again.
And finally if you seriously want to annoy, piss off and as a bonus confuse Arlong as well all you need to do is give him a kiss in front of his crew or anyone he knows. Just prepare to run for your life afterwards.
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That's it. Reviews would be nice.