This story is for Sasuke haters only, Cos me no want to hurt any Sasuke lovers feelings. So this is sort of a crossover with hunchback of notre dame, but with a slightly different ending. Please enjoy!
Court of miracles
Sasuke and Kabuto are on a mission for Orochimaru. They are to find the sacred gathering place for all the half animal half human ninja. They enter a dark cave-like tunnel. Sasuke starts to get suspicious, seeing as they haven't found anything yet.
"Is this the court of miracles?" Sasuke asked. "off hand. I'd say it's the court of ankle deep sewage. Cheerful place" Kabuto joked.
"Well, we need to stop these things from getting to any more trouble" Sasuke growled. "Speaking of trouble, we should of ran into some by now"
"What do you mean?" Sasuke asked. "you know a guard, or a booby trap" The lights go out. "Or an ambush"
Lots of animal ninja appear around them. And tie them down. "Well, Well, Well what have we here?" Monkey girl Kiki asked them.
"Trespassers!"
"Spies!"
"Listen, we're not spies!"
"Yeah we're…" they were both gagged.
"Don't interrupt me! You are very clever to have found our hideaway, unfortunately you wont live to tell the tale" Kiki teased.
Maybe you've heard of a terrible place
Where the scoundrels of Paris
Collect in a lair
Maybe you've heard of that mythical place
Called the Court of Miracles
Hello, you're there!
Where the lame can walk
And the blind can see
But the dead don't talk
So you won't be around
To reveal what you've found
We have a method for spies and intruders
Rather like hornets protecting their hive
Here in the Court of Miracles
Where it's a miracle if you get out alive!
They enter a huge underground village, Kiki jumps on a huge stage where Sasuke and Kabuto are taken. "Gather round everybody! There's good news tonight! it's a double header! A couple of Orochimaru spies!" everyone boos. "And not just any spies! His captain of the guards, and his loyal snake wielding henchmen!" they both have their bodies tied up.
Kiki: Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles
I am the lawyers and judge all in one
We like to get the trial over with quickly
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!
"Any last words?"
Sasuke/Kabuto: (Muffled speech)
"That's what they all say!"
Now that we've seen all the evidence
Puppet: Wait! I object!
Kiki: Overruled!
Puppet: I object!
Kiki: Quiet!
Puppet: Dang!
Kiki: We find you totally innocent
Which is the worst crime of all
All: So you're going to hang! (Kiki is about to stab them with kunai.)
"Stop!" Cat comes out of the crowd, Sasuke and Kabuto eyes widen. "…Don't kill them with such a small kunai... Use this!" She takes out a huge sword and tosses it to Kiki both Sasuke and Kabuto are shocked and terrified. "OK!" She slices them to ribbons with the sword. "Nice…" Kiki hive fives Cat.
The end!