Hi peoples! Time for a new story!! I just got my tetanus shot and my arm feels like a noodle... I haven't gotten a needle in me for a LONG time. I stay inside all the time, so I don't really get sick... I might have told some(or one...) of you what I was going to write next... Well, I changed my mind.
So here it is, The Great Shinobi Competitions!!
It was rather quiet in the Akatsuki hideout, which is normal on a Saturday. Everyone was quiet was relaxing, all except Tobi, who was missing and obviously no one noticed.
That is, until they realized that they were able to relax without Tobi running around.
Kakuzu looked up from his book,
"Hey, it's quiet..."
Hidan looked at him and smirked,
"Well, duh."
"No, no, no. Normally, Tobi's running around screaming something stupid."
"Hey, you're right... Where's Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu?"
"I dunno, un."
"Hmmm... Neither have we."
Almost on cue, Tobi came running in the living room,
"EVRYONE!! TOBI ENTERED US IN A COMPETION!!"
Everyone did not like the sound of that,
"What kind?"
"AN OLYMPICS OF SORT!!"
Hidan jumped back,
"No freaky old people talk!! Seriously, dude, talk up to date."
Tobi stopped and looked at Kakuzu.
Kakuzu sighed,
"We compete in athletics."
Hidan looked confused, (on purpose)
"Athletics?"
Kakuzu sighed.
Pein was sitting in his office, but upon hearing what Tobi screamed, walked into the living room,
"What is he talking about?'
He asked, pointing at Tobi.
"TOBI HAS SIGNED THE AKATSUKI UP FOR THE SHINOBI COMPETIONS!!"
YOU WHAT?!?"
Tobi flinched,
"Tobi thought it would be fun..."
"NO! BAD TOBI!!"
Tobi ran off crying.
Pein looked at Kakuzu,
"What are the Great Shinobi Competions?"
Kakuzu frowned,
"Well either way, we have to go, once you enter, there's no backing out."
Pein walked over to the wall, seeming to examine it.
Hidan leaned toward Kakuzu,
"I think he finally cracked."
Then Pein began to bang his head on the wall,
"STUPID TOBI!!! WHYYYY!?!"
Hidan then let out an "Ooohhhh..."
Kakuzu frowned,
So what are we going to do, Leader-sama?"
Pein turned around and the lights went low, making everyone look around,
"We have no other choice, we shall compete."
So it begins, the competitions!
Alright folks! Lemme know how ya like it!!