This is my first attempt at flat out humor... go easy on me! I don't know if my sense of humor is exactly normal... but I like the Simpsons... just read and review. It has Percabeth so it'll get read lol. I am being serious, my Percabeth story is totally more read then my others :) The POV in the first chapter will switch around a bit, to show everyone how people get invited and stuff. It's only going to be a two or three shot so yeah. And possibly Thuke or a discussion of what was once Thuke (I'll bet Artemis will kick Luke's butt lol)... and Nico will be in it, cause he's cool :)

LUKE

"What the heck is this?!" Luke Castellan yelled as Colin Jacobson delivered a small slip of paper that had arrived for him. "You're invited to a family counciling session on Mount Olympus," he read, raising his voice every word. "...if you do not attend harpies will drag you from your bed and you will have to be seated in chains... thank you for you're participation? No way..."

"Um... sir?" Colin asked. "Maybe you should go? Harpies are kind of dangerous..."

"Di immortales, what next a Christmas Party?" he muttered.

"Um... since that supports the Christan god, which contradicts them, probably not..." Colin piped up.

"WHATEVER! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANYONE THAT VAUGHLY REMINDS ME OF MY STUPID FATHER AND THAT INCLUDES ALL MY STUPID SIBLINGS YOU DIMWIT SON OF ATHENA!" Luke exploded, ending his rant in an oxymoron. Colin whimpered.

"Yes sir, of course sir, is there anything I can do sir? Would it make you feel better if I said that I didn't get one sir? Does that make you feel special sir?" he said quickly.

"No, it does not make me feel special, it makes me feel singled out and stop calling me sir!" Luke was pacing now, trying to come to a decision.

"Yes sir." Colin said. Luke blew out his cheeks.

"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... GAH!" he cried in indignation, he could never quite reach ten.

"Are you alright sir?"

THALIA

"Artemis, you and Thalia have mail!" Jen yelled waving the papers excitedly. Eight pairs of eyes (the Hunters, minus Thalia) turned to glare at her. "Mail as in letter mail, not man male." she said, realizing her mistake. All of them relaxed.

"Ah, good, well let's see what it is, Thalia?" Lady Artemis said, but her younger sister had already snatched the envelope away had was reading the contents.

"What?! That's crap... do we have to go?" Thalia said whining a bit.

"Hmm... there's a good chance most of the male demigods will be there. My twin too... that sounds like torture, but I wouldn't doubt that the gods would use harpies... I suppose we must."

"Oh gods..." Thalia muttered under her breath. But since it was Saturday, she could miss skinning duty! Hey, every cloud has a silver lining and Thalia's father lived in the clouds!

NICO, ANNABETH AND PERCY

"I hate camp, I hate breakfast, I hate you guys, I hate life." Nico muttered, pushing his oatmeal around the plate with a fork.

"Dude, Nico lighten up. And who eats porrige with a fork?" Percy asked.

"OMG! Why does everyone mock my pain?! And it's OATMEAL you have sand between your ears Percy Jackson!" Nico yelled. Percy's eyes widened and he covered his ears with his hands.

"NO! Not sand!! Sand is evil!" he cried.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Well, look what I've got!" Grover said. "Mail, for the three of you!"

"Kill me now." Nico groaned.

"Ooh! I like mail!" Annabeth said, holding out her hands. Grover handed her the letter and she read it as quickly as she could.

"Awesome!" she yelled. "Let's go!

"No it'll be a big family reunion!" Percy shouted.

"I hate Mondays." Nico muttered.

Yeah, Nico hates everything, Percy's psychotic, Annabeth's hyper, Luke has temper issues, Thalia's just plain OOC... and the Hunters really hate guys... see what happens when I am bored?